A.T.S.C. #101: The Minion Ranking System Is Fucked
Helga: I think the moral of the story is that Bowser is a fucking Prick.....and an idiot. I remember exactly why I fucking left the SMB3 Position and went to Lost Levels instead >_> And that's also why I FUCKING HATE Thwomps
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zengumithecandymanHelga: ME and
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Professor: hm, it's a weird rank, considerinf strength, thwomp win easy because he is heavy and hard to find a way to beat (normally usinf power star can beat one), but in skill he is nothing, easy to avoid if you are a decent player, with the exception of the vertical thwomps or diagonal thwomps (from super mario bros 3) these one need be a little more smart to avoid they BUT still nothing.
Bullet bills, with the exception of the LARGE one like banzai bill, the commom bullet bill is not so great thing, the only way to make bullet bill a average enemy is make a barrage of cannons and shoot them in a quick speed, THEN they get a little more hard but in normal situations the bullet bill is nothing so hard.
I think the one who made the rank is not a smart koopa Helga, so I think you are a average hammer bro type, I think the fireball bro can get behind you in these situations.
the problem is, I never see you in action Helga, so if you tell me someday what you do in the battle field I think I can make a more accurated idea if you are a stronge type or no.
Bullet bills, with the exception of the LARGE one like banzai bill, the commom bullet bill is not so great thing, the only way to make bullet bill a average enemy is make a barrage of cannons and shoot them in a quick speed, THEN they get a little more hard but in normal situations the bullet bill is nothing so hard.
I think the one who made the rank is not a smart koopa Helga, so I think you are a average hammer bro type, I think the fireball bro can get behind you in these situations.
the problem is, I never see you in action Helga, so if you tell me someday what you do in the battle field I think I can make a more accurated idea if you are a stronge type or no.
Zengumi: So he'd rather have stationary enemies that move in one particular motion one that goes horizontal and one that goes vertical, rather then a soldier that can litterally just walk up to mario and go head to head with him on fisticuffs with a hand full of hammers? -3-;
Bottle: No wonder you quit =w=; as usaul.. bowsers got quite an.. intresting stratagy =w=;
Bottle: No wonder you quit =w=; as usaul.. bowsers got quite an.. intresting stratagy =w=;
(http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22011664/ finished my kooper uvub)
Luise: i'd say the hammer brothers are on a much higher scale than a koopa e^e
be appreciative of that ranking system
Luise: i'd say the hammer brothers are on a much higher scale than a koopa e^e
be appreciative of that ranking system
...Wait a minute. I might be remembering wrong, but...don't hammers KILL Thwomps? (At least when thrown by Hammer Suit Mario, but if he can do it, I assume Helga probably could too.)
...Clearly, this isn't one of Bowser's smarter incarnations. You don't rank things higher than things that can kill those things (unless there's some kind of Pokemon-style weakness cycle going on here, which I doubt). THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS FAIL, YOU DUMBASS.
...Clearly, this isn't one of Bowser's smarter incarnations. You don't rank things higher than things that can kill those things (unless there's some kind of Pokemon-style weakness cycle going on here, which I doubt). THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS FAIL, YOU DUMBASS.
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