It's not easy being goddess of all reality (it actually is to be honest, I could pop your planet between my fingertips right now if I wanted to) but it's a job I just looooove to do! Why? Because I own EVERYTHING. You're mine, your planet's mine, your sun? Also mine! Your galaxy your universe...all of course, mine.
As such, I get to do whatever I want with you bugs.
You could be relegated to living between my toes for the rest of your days, while your dust-sized speck of a home planet rests neatly on a specially made toe ring.
You could be forever trapped in the soft expanse of my navel, not nearly as bad as that awful outer space, the more I fill of it the better I say.
Or maybe if you're really lucky, who am I kidding, this'll happen to most people, I'll eat you! Shocking I know! But you really don't want to challenge a goddess, not unless you want to be swatted like a pitiful insect.
Have you ever heard of the law of conservation and mass? No new mass is ever created, only replaced. So if I want more mass, I have to take it, capiche? So I'll take as many planets, galaxies, universes as I goddamn please, because I want that mass, and there's nothing you can do to stop me~ Why would you anyway?
As such, I get to do whatever I want with you bugs.
You could be relegated to living between my toes for the rest of your days, while your dust-sized speck of a home planet rests neatly on a specially made toe ring.
You could be forever trapped in the soft expanse of my navel, not nearly as bad as that awful outer space, the more I fill of it the better I say.
Or maybe if you're really lucky, who am I kidding, this'll happen to most people, I'll eat you! Shocking I know! But you really don't want to challenge a goddess, not unless you want to be swatted like a pitiful insect.
Have you ever heard of the law of conservation and mass? No new mass is ever created, only replaced. So if I want more mass, I have to take it, capiche? So I'll take as many planets, galaxies, universes as I goddamn please, because I want that mass, and there's nothing you can do to stop me~ Why would you anyway?
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