"You zoggin' well 'eard me.." Gherrek growled.
Karagar snorted "Repeat it for me."
"I said that this was yer fault! 'I know, lets take a short cut through a swamp!"
"Yeah? Well it was your idea to go out quickly this mornin' an' NOT pack a zoggin' map!"
"Oh so now this is my fault?"
"Too bloody right its yer fault! Yer ran off 'alf cocked."
"Yer callin' me stupid?"
"Mebbe I am..what ya gonna do 'bout it...?"

They love each other really, but they bicker, tussle and argue over the smallest thing.

Gherrek and Karagar drawn by the lovely - http://monawolt.deviantart.com/