before going to the party my gf was iffy about the shirt i was wearing thinking people would question if it was a reference to her. (totally not btw) but i made sure when the photo was being taken my shirt was seen in it because its so perfect.

Lucky Fox came into the party at the Williams Estate in San Jose to tell me someone knocked my hookah over. i totally thought he was kidding cause he's got that way about him that you always think hes fucking with you. he was like 'no, no, the guy said he'd even pay for it. just go out back.' i thought it was a ploy to make me get up from my comfy seat on the couch. so i told him to have 'that guy' come see me.

so Taurath walks up and starts apologizing and saying he's going out this car to get his checkbook. at this point i decided to get up and go outside. they were picking up the pieces.

He was nice enough to pay me for the hookah and even paid me more than its worth. earlier that evening i had started thinking about how i didnt really wanna clean up the hookah cause i was tired and feeling lazy. turns out i didnt have too cause it broke to little pieces. i kept that part im holding and suffice to say it was an epic party.

EDIT: this shirt can now apply to my ex-gf. OHH BURN... like when I pee (jk)