This is the most hilarious ooze I've ever heard of.. XD

Yeah, I really liked the concept! Sometimes the art director doesn't give me much of a prompt to work from, so this one was fun to do :3

An embarrassing but relatively harmless pest to have.

Kinda like the larder beetles some cat owners get.

BOOZE OOZE!! ^_^

The most fun/delicious ooze :b Well, except for maybe the pudding ooze...

Party Ooze!

YESSSS

Wow! I have a photograph of myself way back in college that looks exactly like that!

lol <3

it's kinda cute how it sucks the alcohol out of you...

Then your stomach ...

Haha, yeah, I liked that idea too :3 Good for sobering up nobles and officials after a night out so they can get right back to business :b

it would be given greater if these were kept as pets by taverns and nobility who love a good taste of ale

They are!

Bet you it's a hell of a fire hazard, though...

lol! Nooo, poor ooze!

I imagine at least one tavern has a booze ooze as a mascot...

Though this would have some interesting properties to be used for medicinal purposes; Imagine having consumed way too much alchohol or the wrong kind (Ethanol) and needing to have it removed quickly before death occurs.

Yeah, exactly :3 I was told they can be used basically as a way to knock people out for surgery or other treatments and whatnot too!

Sounds like it would be fun at parties.

lol, probably! Get the party going by instantly getting everyone tipsy just by proximity, able to knock out the inevitable chump that people decide need a Sharpie makeover, and can cleanse everyone of any potential alcohol poisoning so they're good and functional the next day :b

LOL! OMG you'd do an epic Sharpie Makeover...... or perhaps you already have

I've always wanted to, but the guy-who-usually-gets-Sharpie-makeovers-at-parties hasn't been pass-out drunk the last few times I've seen him :b XD

Damn shame..... I'd love to see your next art posting to be on some sleeping drunk's face.

If only Tyler were over here in the UK, then I might have been able to do that at some point :b

You'll get your chance

I throw up ooze too when I drink too much. I never thought it could be dangerous :o

Hopefully it doesn't also taste like Marmite :b








((I actually like Marmite))

I have to say this. Your icon. Is. Great.

Oh so that's what I saw lurking in the cellar of inn. I can imagine particularly superstitious tavern owners might keep one as a pet as it could be seen as an omen of good luck or somesuch. :P

Heh, definitely, or as a mascot or something <3

No wonder that's the beer had a kick to it, at least it absorbs all the alcohol so no hang over when you wake up. Great tasting little critter for fun nights and none of the draw backs

Haha, yup! Seems like actually a pretty fun pet/mascot :b

Ooh, I want to borrow that idea... for a mob, real a fictitous , on sign of a road tavern. Which gives it a name of "The Oozing Mug" or something like that

I picture a super-content smiling Tavern Ooze sitting in an oversized tankard :3

Yess!

Also, those critters could be more effective than pet ferrets as a weapon.. both non lethal and stealthy <.<

Hah! I like this. Though I was expecting it to be a bit more sinister.

I'm certain I remember one of the April issues of Dragon magazine eons ago had a Foglio segment that included a slime or mold type monster that grew out of the Cheetos dust and other hand grime that accumulated in dice. Or it could just be my dementia kicking in again.

Nah, this one's fairly benign, although it's ability to intoxicate or knock people out (and potentially give them a blackout in their memory) I'm certain can be used nefariously!

Haha, the bane of basement-dwelling nerds everywhere :V

I know people who would make a drunkard character just for interactions with this creature XD Okay, okay...I am one of those people >_>

lol, I think every major campaign I've played in there's been a drunkard character :V

I've missed a lot of these from being too busy, But man, this one's hilarious

Haha, thanks ;) Whatcha been busy with?

Oh, school, mostly, plus the election. *sigh* I want to write stories, but I'm stuck writing papers instead.

Haha, ahh, of course :b What are you taking?

Another course in Latin poetry, plus intro to Greek, and on top of that I've added persuasive writing for the skill development, and history of Hellenistic Greece because graduation requirement. After this I've got all my major requirements, and then I need six to nine hours for a "connections package," so i'm hoping there's something exciting in spring

Ooh, that's cool! Ancient Greek, or modern? Anyway, the most important word in Greek is malaka ;)

Ancient Greek. Is this the malaka you mean? http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper.....a&la=greek

They're comparing it to mollis in Latin.

No :b Malaka means wanker :V and was used daily when we used to work at a Greek restaurant X3

Well, Mollis means effeminate and it wasn't complimentary, so it may not be too far off

Yeah, I can see it. I mean, maybe it was like... soft --> soft-brained --> soft-brained from masturbating too much --> wanker, but malaka definitely is interpreted as meaning the latter-most if you ever use it around Greek speaking folks ;)

I don't know what too much masturbation is, so I guess I better keep that word in my brain for reference lol

Oh ho!

When coupled with other 3rd party materials, such as 'Cooking With Class', I can easily imagine how this type of ooze can become a real popular source of crafting ingredients.

Yesssss XD

Also, tell me more about this 3rd party material o_o

"Cooking With Class" is a 3rd party Pathfinder-compatible supplement, written by Jason Wallace, and published by Empty Room Studios.

It offers a brief look into the foods, drinks, and seasonings that were served during Medieval times, divided up between the various socioeconomically classes. It also goes briefly into the difference between taverns, inns, and alehouses, and what foods may possibly found in certain climate regions.

Game-wise, it also provides a number of Player Classes that allows a player to become an adventuring chefs, and gives suggestions on what monster body parts can be used to cook with (or, in some cases, which monster may not be edible). It even offers some food/drink-orientated spells for spellcasters, a few new food-orientated monsters (for example: Flawn Swarms, Bread Golems, and Rotling), a few cooking-related items ("Packet of All Spices" and a "Chest of Cooling") and several ingested poisons (Opium, Arsenic, and Metals, to name three).

That's pretty fun! I'd probably enjoy it if only for the info - it can join my Celtic and Discworld Nanny Ogg cookbooks :b Also have been a bit interested in the Feast of Ice and Fire... :b

It's definitely's an interesting addition to anyone's collection. I would also recommend the Pathfinder compatible "Dragon Body Parts & Equipment" by Ennead Games, for those interested in the many uses of a dragon's body parts, and the suggested market prices of said body parts, after an adventuring party has slain a dragon.