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My best friend Jordan called me yesterday and uttered a phrase not even I expected her to say: “someone TP’ed the Magnolia…”
First off… what the hell!? The Magnolia? The Magnolia in Jordan’s front lawn is MAYBE 7 feet tall! Why would you TP a 7 foot tall flowering bush? Did someone look at it and go, “hum, you know what, I’m going to TP that bitch. It’s ass is mine!” Seriously!
What really gets me is, no more than 8 feet from this tiny Magnolia is a HUGE, 27 foot Blue Spruce that was, you guess it, untouched. If I where ever going to TP something, especially in Jordan’s yard it would be the huge ass Blue Spruce not the tiny Magnolia!
I don’t understand! TP’ing crap is first off childish but to TP a 7 foot tall Magnolia… Sorry, you fail at life…
First off… what the hell!? The Magnolia? The Magnolia in Jordan’s front lawn is MAYBE 7 feet tall! Why would you TP a 7 foot tall flowering bush? Did someone look at it and go, “hum, you know what, I’m going to TP that bitch. It’s ass is mine!” Seriously!
What really gets me is, no more than 8 feet from this tiny Magnolia is a HUGE, 27 foot Blue Spruce that was, you guess it, untouched. If I where ever going to TP something, especially in Jordan’s yard it would be the huge ass Blue Spruce not the tiny Magnolia!
I don’t understand! TP’ing crap is first off childish but to TP a 7 foot tall Magnolia… Sorry, you fail at life…
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