*Ice-Cream Flaws?*

Here's a question rarely thought of,
So I'll ask you, now be sincere.
What doesn't go good with Ice-Cream?
This question has me puzzled and unclear.
'Everything should go with it,'
Is the only thought on my mind.
So I shall prove it to you,
Within this very rhyme.
Ice-Cream goes on cones, pies and plates,
It goes in cookies, cakes and shakes.

Now some may argue, 'what of the car?'
This is how i see it thus far.
In any mode of transportation,
New or old and worn,
Who better to enjoy it with,
Than that of a loved one?
'But what of the floor?' Some will shout,
Feeling more than just upset.
Who better to leave it to,
Than the treasured family pet?
If no pet is present,
Don't fret, just shrug your shoulders.
If anyone does present a question,
Just tell them it adds color.

'But when I'm finished I'm all sticky.
Now what do you propose?'
To that I answer with a grin,
Doesn't sex do all of those?
'But when it drips on my skin,
I get all wet and reddish.'
I can think of a few things that do the same,
But obviously its not YOUR fetish.
'What of clothes?' They will ask.
Now they're wasting my time.
Get a few differant flavors and do the same,
Then you'll be tie-dying.

If you, the reader, has something to quote.
Send me a letter, shout out or note.
Tell me what you're thinking, please don't be crude,
I guarantee I'll show you, Ice-Cream is for the good.



This is dedicated to my friend Rose, Who makes the BEST blueberry milkshakes in the universe!!!