The products of an idle mind at work. Meet Atlanta and Georgia, a couple penguin chicks I picked up in my travels.

Atlanta is from Dallas, she's a cowgirl at heart, and a proud Southern girl. She likes sweet tea, pistols, spicy food and big sky.

Georgia is from northern California, but was living in L.A. when we met. She likes coffee, cars, sushi, ties and rain.

I'm still refining their look, but I'm quite pleased with Atlanta. Georgia needs bigger titties, being from California and all.