Urgh...it seems the curse of blubber never wears off and it seems to REALLY takes it toll, I know I was flirting with that cute fat Crux which I NEVER seen before and...oh he is letting me have a sip of his ale, wow...I have no memory of last night. huh, why are my thighs bigger, and my gut is so huge...man I look like a butterball, but why do I feel so elated by this...huh.

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