Ever see a incredibly stupid shipping that made no literal sense?
And said shipping only existed because both characters are cocky, blue and fast?

Enter Sonidash
This shipping man
This shipping

Literal only reason this ship exist is because the similarities mentioned above. It makes no sense to me, specifically based on how the Sonic characters act, they're on the same level as humans, where as I believe the MLPS are on the same levels as animals. Seeing as Sonic has ridden a horse a few times in some TV shows and a video game.
So... Sonic's boning a quadruped ANIMAL? I mean, would you sleep with a dog if it could talk?>__>"
/cough don't answer that. Whatever floats your boat as long as you're not raping poor animals\

So out of boredom I decided to make a series(?) thing where I design crack children for some of the dumbest and illogical shippings ever. Most of which will be popular ones taken from ridiculous AMVs on youtube.

Name: Chaser
Gender: Male
Species: Stallion/Hedgehog hybrid
Parents: Sonic and Rainbowdash

Chaser came to be by some magical rift-or-other do to with the chaos emeralds(seriously the crud those gems have done man) and Sonic is transported in equestria or something. Yadda yadda yadda
CHASER is born
Not sure who raises him, as I feel the ponies would be a bit weirded by the strange hybrid, the sonic universe even more weirded. Chaser is very quite and monotone. Where as his parents are loud and brash and always looking to pick a fight or show off, Chaser would rather be left alone to eat skittles and just run around and enjoy the breeze. He's faster than an average stallion, and sometimes leaves rainbooms whenever he goes super fast.
I like his bluuuueeeessssss

I am tired pffffff

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