if that's supposedly a futuristic world, then...wouldn't there be embryo transplants?

I mean...I DOUBT there wouldn't be couples wishing to conceive badly...but yet being unable to do so, given an issue with sterility from one or both parties :V

There is no sterility in the game, all characters are fully capable of reproduction, and it's hinted at at the end of the game one of them might be pregnant.

This is just currying the joke further because there is no question in game that all 3 have major affections towards each other. And he "accidentally" knocked them both up.

no sterility in the game? man...that's rough buddy :V

XD hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

what's more is I think his "character" is the kind that will dip his sword in just about anything and seeing as most the background female characters are overly fond of him suggests he probably has. About the only ones I can think he hasn't are his mother (after he finds out she's his mother), the Boss Cat chick of the "kind of bad guys, and his siblings who just left cthulhu's closet. Everything else... yeah pretty sure. I mean it's a French Canadian Game made by the same group who did Mega Man Legends, Dot Hack and the like.

translation?

Solatorobo is a simple to play puzzle and combat platformer, on a difficultly setting it's about a 2 or 3 out of 10. on the story it's about an 8 or 9. It bleeds Feels and the story, Music, art, and characters are interesting and beautiful.

The game is made by A French Canadian team who also did Mega Man Legends, Dot Hack (game and show), and is a spin-off of Tails Concerto

In game the Main game there are 3 main characters Red a young* brash dog/wolf boy orphan with amnesia who "adopted" a girl he was close friends with when he was in the orphanage.

Chocolate is his "Sister" that he adopted when they left the orphanage and have been working together for about 4 years. She's a Mechanic and pilot that gets them from Island to Island. It's often shown that they are more possible lovers than "proxy" siblings and Chocolate has no issues flirting with him all the time.

Elh is a Walking MacGuffin and Mysterious Waif with the whole list of tropes. Really 300 year sold, cthulhu killed her family, Last of her kind, the whole nine yards. She has a VERY strong love of Red, She also has a fairly strong relationship with Chocolate who more than likely has already molested Elh on a number of occasions beyond the first few times.

There is a literal love Triangle between the 3 and it's suggested at the end that Elh is pregnant with Red's kid.

Red actively flirts with pretty much anything. However, the Female Characters don't exactly "Flirt" back with him. It's more like Casual Sex partner flirting suggesting he's slept with most of them. From the Hot Chick who gives you missions, the Princess, to a young Super fan who likes his combat in the "Mandatory cage battle" levels. He was flirting with a blond Dog Chick who after "the event" finds out is his mother.

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*Video Game Spoilers Ahead!*

Red was sent on a mission to "collect" an expensive treasure from a ship called "The Hindenburg 2" After stealing it he was attacked by a young "Boy" and ended up saving him. Turns out it was Elh and the Item was a MacGuffin Dinner Bell for Cthulhu. After putting it on it became Locked to him and would eventually be used as a "nuke" against Cthulhu at the cost of his life. Elh feeling guilty for tricking him follows him until the event and quickly becomes "More than Friends" with him.

During the big fight they use the "nuke" and all it does is bounce off Cthulhu and kills him.... kind of. They're doing the whole "he's dead" emo stuff before he walks in and asks why everyone is crying. Shenanigans ensue and the Blond Dog Chick takes him to her lab and experiments on him until the blood test comes in.

Red is Really a Genetic experiment to try and repopulate/adapt to the surface world after the great fuckening. He and 2 others were constructed to test it out. However after an accident he lost his memory and was kidnapped by his Biological mother who dumped him in the Orphanage in hopes he could live a "normal" life. his 2 siblings were captured by the thing? that caused the Great Fuckening and were tortured for a few centuries (See Elh's entry)

During a fight he goes Super Saiyan turns into a "Human" and proceeds to wreck shit.

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TL:DR Red is a literal horn dog and seems to bang or has banged most of the girls in the game.

craziest, funniest, most cliché and overall mind blowing game I've ever heard man! XD

I mean, it almost sounds like it was drawn from a mixture of School Days and some generic Gainax ANIME! XD HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! (thought, I really like that you still point out that it's got a nice story and feels. it tells me that this game does contain something most games nowadays fail to archieve: a GREAT story)

Indeed, I only gave some of the plot points, the actual emotion of the game comes from the character development. the whole "He's Super Saiyan McSuper God" wasn't even close to a surprise.

The writing beyond that is fucking awesome.

Too bad the only way to get it is to find the super rare game cartridge or grab the Rom

:V


I thought that the bad part was that it required a 3DS...cuz I have no such emulators for those games.

just the normal DS <3

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also, just out of curiosity: any GOOD DS emulators out there which are not buggy or suffering from speed discoordinations? (Desmumes has a tendency to go crazy between slow and fast speeds randomly, and No$GBA can sometimes close itself or corrupt :P)

I use desmume but I think the performance is Hardware limiting. Mine doesn't have much issues on my laptop but my old Tower shat bricks

well, my laptop has an even poorer performance than my mom's Computer (and that, despite her computer being from 2009...and my laptop from the end of 2012)

Dang, he knocked up his stepsister!

He knocked up Both :3