Worried about predators? Are your natural defenses woefully inadequate? Afraid that any day, some predator might decide you’d make a tasty snack?

Then Pred-Away™ is for you! This specially-formulated shampoo contains special proteins that smell and taste awful to predators, while having no negative effect at all on prey! Use it daily and never worry about a predator again!*






*(The above statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Pred-Away™ is not intended to treat or prevent any disease or carnivorous mammals. PREDCORP, LLC makes no warranties or representations about the accuracy of information presented in this advertisement. The product is provided “as-is” without warranties of any kind, whether express or implied. Pred-Away™ is intended for use with a normal, healthy amount of caution and self-defense.)