*SQUINTS AT SUSPICIOUSLY*

Too too real

Also too cute

This relates to me on a personal level. LOL.

Noooo
Onnne
Hits like Gaston,
Wrecks your shit like Gaston
No one's dick is incredibly thick like Gaston's!

He's especially good at ejaaaculaaating-- POW!

Ten points for Gastonnn~!

When my dick was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So my dick is roughly the size of a barge!

WHY AM I HEARING THIS TO THE TUNE?!

No one makes you hear his song to the tune like Gaston.

He never did get that Taco Bell though.

^ This is the MVP right here!

LARGE

SEMEN

INTAKE

fuCKIN DYING

Why do i feel happy and worried for you at the same timeXD

No one fucks you rough like Gaston, no one puts you back to the kitchen like Gaston ! What a Champion that Gaston !

ahhh i love you, that's the best XD
i bet he totes does.
bet it's totes hot >.>

Anyone who starts ranting about a Disney villain being a misogynistic jerk--when it's the entire point of his character--probably belongs in a padded cell.

I LOVE THISSSS

Better move fast on that Gaston dude before your friend changes her mind about him.

He is my hero.

Gaston did nothing wrong.

I just wanna squish your face because of how adorably relateable all the people I know are.

So does this mean you'd have no complaints if I commissioned Gaston reaming Reva's ass? :Y

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images.....41/298/448.jpg

I shall assume that is a yes. :D

http://imgur.com/gallery/gl6R3Uq
DO IT!

Gaston comic where in the climactic scene as he's knocked off the castle, he kicks off the rocks below and shoryukens the beast, and rapes Belle singing
"NOOOO ONNNNE
RAPES LIKE GASTON
GIVE CUNTS SCRAPES LIKE GASTON
NO ONE SHAFTS HARD THE FEMININE DRAPES LIKE GASTON
I'M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT E-JAC-ULATING"

And Belle's o-face and like 'Oh what a MAN that Gaston~'

So he sits on his glorious throne, a new bitch for the town harem, when he gets tech from Belle's tinkerer dad to travel dimensions and he busts up EVERY Disney movie to fuck every girl at once and build his empire.
"NOOOO OOOOOONE
HUMPS LIKE GASTON
ALTVERSE RUMPS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE GIVES THE MULTIVERSE BABE-BUMPS LIKE GASTON
FOR MY SEED SHALL SOON CONQUER ALL KNOOOOOWN DIMENSIONS!!!

Say it you chodes
Who fucked the whole gene code
Who gave every bitch's helix
Fat frenchy loads
Who's fucked every woman, anthro, feral, and mutant bot spaaawwwn?
The God Emperor spelled G, A, S.... T...
G,A,S,T,E
GASTO... eh, oooh
GASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

There's someone for everyone, for good or ill and that is beautiful.

A while ago 4chan found this like 'omg Dark Disney' stuff where people had put like Cinderella in a dark alley, or Sleeping Beauty and the Prince at a bar to imply date rape, or like Tiana and her mom in the segregated south, to make some point about 'real deep stuff, man'. And then they added Gaston to every picture and they all got 100 times better, like Gaston roaring as he walks away from Cinderella, or Gaston showing off his chest in the whites-only bus in full view of Tiana.

God I wish I'd saved those things.

"Sometimes you love a person for all the wrong reasons"?

yup xD sounds about right there

No one choke fucks like Gaston!

I laughed because I know this feeling all too well

Don't worry, you're better than The Bimbettes.

oh boy I love this XD;; <3