Me: Great! We have a Canadian! But what part is he from?

Levi P.: I live in Ottawa. You'll find it in the southern part of Ontario.

Me: Now all we just need left is a lion snare drummer in marching band attire similar to Leo the Patriotic Lion or Dark Wolf's uniform and shako from Quebec and we'll be good to go.

Levi P.: That only applies to his American parallels, not the foreigners. I do, however, play the bugle.

Pink: You gotta look real hard, Levi. It's actually possible.

Levi P.: No, I think I am correct.

Leo: I had the experts of history confirm it, Blue and Pink. Only the American parallels and one British parallel have a drummer.

Me: He could be British-Canadian.

Leo: Do you know something we don't?

Me: He's said to be named Lyon Wasserman! A British-Canadian snare drummer with that attire I mentioned.

Levi P.: EEK! This boy is omnipotent!

Pink: And there you have it. And boy, he looks somewhat similar to the original Leo.

Leo: There's a reason all these lions are my parallels, Blue.

Pink: But I think he may have the closest resemblance.

Leo: Why do you say that?

Me: He may be as close-looking as he can be, to the original.

Leo: This is scary; you really do know EVERYTHING, don't you?

Super C: He comes off that way.

Pink: ....Blue. I think you're going a bit overboard.

Me: ...I have nothing more to say.

Leo: I ask you calmly and politely; don't say another word about it.

Me: We did have problems of our own back in our kingdom.

Leo: Every country has its problems and flaws.

(Wrong word; I just realized. I meant for Levi to say "Omniscient," meaning you know absolutely everything.)

Kirk: Oh Canada! Look who's here?

Jack: Everything about Canada is nice except their geese.

Zachary: I'm surprised Trump didn't say anything about building a wall against Canada and sending their geese back out of America. They get in our lawns, eat our grass, and attack people.

Zax: This is why we have Doughty Dog because he's a border collie; the dog breed that chases geese out.

Chuong: Maple syrup and pancakes!

Noel: And drones! Canada is known for their drone production for military, police, and civilians.

Zachary: And rising house prices! It's Trudeau! Get it? Trudeau is a pun for "true though" and Trudeau is the name of the current Canadian prime minister. Its so hard to get a home in Canada from what I heard because prices are spiraling out of control. Sorry if our liberal American refugees are bothering your people but Trudeau welcomed them to provide them safety from the Third American Civil War.

Levi P.: I got it.

Leo: As did I.

Cripto: Took me a while to register on that joke, but I did. And I've given Canada over $915 trillion already, so you'd think the prices wouldn't spiral out of control. I guess I have trouble understanding economics. Isn't it, the more money you have, the less something costs? *scratches head*

Kirk: It is a combination of supply and demand as well as Trudeau's plans to expand our social programs and education system. There are more refugees coming in than we can build homes to house them. The housing prices will be controlled eventually in Canada.

Wind Master: Trudeau is claimed to be not only the nicest world leader around but also the most handsome hence he is very popular among the Canadian youth that some say he has a cult following to his reputation. He has a nice family too.

Richard: He is very fun to work with too.

Levi P.: Indeed; Canada may be more liberal than you want it to, but we aren't as quick to anger.

Cogent Cat: We also think you Americans tend to be too violent.

Leo: To each his own.