Alright ladies and gents, here we go, part one of my not-quite-epic story. Some of you that may know me might not expect this, considering there's nothing really... I mean no really ADULT things. One or two bits happen somewhere along the line, they're flippin SLAANESHI people afterall, but nothing really explicitely happening.

Anyway, yeah. All proper copyrights go to Games Workshop, original chars © me.