A streak of brown flew across the yard, with a streak of purple right behind it. The streak of purple was shouting:

"WHEN I CATCH YOU, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU! WHEN I CATCH YOU, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU!"

The streak of brown scrambled up a hill, panting. "Eevee!"

The streak of purple followed. "WHEN I CATCH YOU, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU!"

"VEE!”

"Aw, come on, Eevee, you've let everybody else do it - "

"Eevee!" wailed the Eevee, still climbing the hill.



lol fucking tf2chan