"I can't do this."
"Chill. Just keep cool."
"I've never gone to a bar before."
"Chill."
"Is this one of those primal bars where they serve raw meat? I've never eaten raw meat."
"Dude. Chill. They'll have dog food. Besides, we're going there to drink, maybe hook up with some lovely ladies."
"What if none of the ladies like us?"
"We politely leave and die alone because we're unworthy?"
"... Wait what?"
"We politely leave and die alone because we're unworthy."
"... maybe we settle for just hanging out ourselves?"
"... yeah, sure. That works."

Bosco the American bulldog and Prakosa the Hyena getting ready to hit the scene. No, their mothers don't know they're going out dressed like that.

I totes want these guys to be besties.