You could always call your kitten to come pick you up!

Very true! Hopefully you have your CDL and a boom truck handy...

i have the highest rated Telekinesis and a mischievous trickster nature. ;)

I dunno how much picking up will be being done then so much as fattening up.... :p

Well you do have much to teach your kitten ;)

And I have a feeling you are all too willing to learn :3

*looks up from a bowl of spaghetti.* Murf!? *Shi says with noodles in mouth.*

*falls over due to overload of cuteness*

Or bounce home on your stomach ^_^

A rolling 'kat gathers no moss? :p

Well if you look like that, why not just continue and enjoy yourself?

A very likely conclusion.

Poor Thrice. *Bellyrub*

Indeed! So much food left and my poor lil legs have been reduced to a wind machine! :p

Guess I better feed you.

I drive a pickup. Would that work?
And as always, I would be happy and honored to give Kat bellyrubs too.

Better have some good shocks in that truck!

I go for the flatbed every time~ =3

S'the only way to travel! Either that or by rail car... :p

I'd say might as well keep going!

Seems to be the general consensus!

keep going then have the flatbed drop you off at the next place

Certainly seems like the popular choice!

silly kat, bring a longboard or two to roll on next time you go eat with some extendable poles. its however a problem of they dont have extra wide doors for you to fit thru.
as for transport its a telekinetic lifting you, or a teleporting kat glomping and going poof. tho it might be more of a bang on the other end due to air and fluids being pushed away from the arrival point putting your belly or feet a few inches above the floor.

I still say this would be a cute as hell dashboard ornament/figurine XD but make it like those things you can bonk and they don't fall over ROFL

Thrice the Weeble eh?

Yes!!!! LOL it'd be so cute!! XD

Are you related to Garfield by any chance?

Certainly inspired by, but not related to as such X3

Inspired is a better way of saying it.

I remember some of the earlier Garfield comics where he got so fat his legs could no longer touch the floor. And I think as soon as is legs could touch the floor, he promptly ate until he was even worse off than before.

Certainly sounds accurate! And I can remember some of those from the collected works books X3 What really put spark to tinder, though, was the book "if you give a mouse a cookie". I was too young at the time to understand the weird interest, but the ember smoldered within me until I did.

I could see your lifemate threatening to come pick you up, but instead of taking you home, shi takes you out to the middle of nowhere and leaves you there until you burn off enough of that fat so that you can sort of waddle back home.

Would that be an effective threat?

Handily any 'problems' with Thrice getting to big have since been remedied by the introduction of gelThrice.