"Oh, this is a nice picture, this is a family group of Luxray. You can see the parents, the male and female Luxray. If you look closely - well, it's kind of hard to see, but if you look real close, you can see that the female is using her X-ray vision to check us out. Luckily they decided we weren't worth the bother! Ha, they're lazy bastards by day, only hunt at night when they - oh, but you'd know all this, you used to have one, didn't you? Yes, yes, I remember. Anyway, you see the Luxio, a male and a female: those were probably last years cubs and then this year there was the one Shinx. I don't know why it was just one, apparently they usually get two or three. The Luxray are what the guide called the 'tourist magnet': they're pretty easy to spot, so the touring companies can actually give customers a guarantee that they will see wild Luxray."

(they should have had bigger ears. Sorry!)