Guh-ROAN.

Wait 'till you see NEXT week's Six Statement Surprise...

You mean like "What do you call an abortion in Czechoslovakia?"

"A canceled Czech!"

I think my dad told me that one... He was very fond of terrible humor like that. Was that the same one you had in mind?

That also reminds me of what's actually one of my all-time favorite jokes: (Aside from the Polish fox joke) A couple of Russians are discussing Marxism and one asks "Do you know what the difference is between capitalism and communism?" The other says "What?" the first replies, "With Capitalism, man exploits man, but under communism, it's the other way around."

Another classic.

What's SEMTEX used for?

Cancelling Czechs.

I know one where somebody goes into a police station in Soviet-occupied Czechoslovakia and says "My watch's been stolen!"
"What happened exactly?"
"I was just walking down the street when a Czech soldier punched me in the face, knocked me out, and took my Russian watch."
"Excuse me?"
"A Czech soldier knocked me out and took my Russian watch!"
"How do you know for sure? Could have been a Russian soldier who punched you and took a Czech watch."
"Hey, you said it! I didn't!"

Cache on the barrelhead!

that was so very bad!!!!

V.

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