I am far too lazy and on the verge of puking Peeps right now to finish this so here you go, have some halfassed redneck colors.

I'll spice it up!

Things Billy would probably kill you if you knew:
1; His parents were cousins
2; Because of 1, he's sterile. Which my friend wrote a song about.
3; Stephanie calls him Billy-Boo, or sometimes just Boo. And he allows it.

I like to imagine he'd make a sort of ]^8< face right now.