The Crow Stretcher 9000! Perfect for all your crow stretching needs! Can stretch a crow anywhere from 4 to 16 inches! Not to be confused with the injured-crow-carrying-device 9000. Not licensed for shipping to Massachusetts and California. We are not liable for songbirds, waterfowl, or other animals maimed or killed due to the inappropriate use of the Crow Stretcher 9000.


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