Okay look guys, I'm on Pacific Standard Time here and I've got 45 minutes until Easter is over. So FOR ONCE, I can actually say I GOT THIS HOLIDAY-APPROPRIATE PIECE IN ON TIME!

So yeah, Peeps marshmallow chickies.. how the hell do they get them to be such OMG ELECTRIC EYE-BURNING NEON COLORS? Seriously, it can't be healthy to ingest such chemically-colored lumps of fake cardboard-tasting marshmallow!

Skull Bunny apparently proves this to be true. ...they make her glow in the dark!