Mr. H: I know y'all see Big Dipper's...sexy...swaggin'...Filipino...bouncer...totter...ass!

Big Dipper: You called?

Mr. H: Eeeeeyy there, Big Dipper!

Big Dipper: *sees pic* Is that suppose to be me?!

Mr. H: Uhh...yaaaaay.

Big Dipper: Hmmm......cool. I look pretty swaggin' in this.

Mr. H: You know what else is swaggin'?

Big Dipper: Let me guess. Is it this. *smacks his own badonkadonk two times*

Mr. H: Yeeeeaaaaaah, duuuuuude!

Big Dipper: Heh. Well, I'm not surprised. Everyone knows how a bouncer AND a dancer like me can get down at a club.

Mr. H: Inb4, "this club can't even handle me right now."

Big Dipper: And the club can't handle all of *shakes his big butt* THIS, either.

Mr. H: You go, BD!

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