
I've got to slay that thing over there?
It's like fucking, huge.
It'll probably squish me.
Why're you so mean?
It's like fucking, huge.
It'll probably squish me.
Why're you so mean?
Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Horse
Size 261 x 287px
File Size 64.1 kB
"You're kidding me."
"That's what the dice say."
"Why do they say that?"
"Well, it was time to roll to check for a random encounter. And you rolled a critical fail, so it's the worst possible thing."
"So I have to fight an ELDER SERPENT GOD as a random encounter?!"
"Maybe if you had rolled just one number better, you wouldn't."
True story.
"That's what the dice say."
"Why do they say that?"
"Well, it was time to roll to check for a random encounter. And you rolled a critical fail, so it's the worst possible thing."
"So I have to fight an ELDER SERPENT GOD as a random encounter?!"
"Maybe if you had rolled just one number better, you wouldn't."
True story.
Comments