wait wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, thats they boy she beat up with the bucket back then :O

Has no one ever told you that you should always bash a boi's head in with a bucket before dating them?

It's a reversion of the caveman days tradition of knocking the girl out with a club before dragging her to your cave :p

Sure is :D

Daaawwww <3
Polar Beer: Stay Frosty.

I don't always drink, but when I do, it's Polar Beer. Stay FROSTY my friends.

You win the internet

It's frigid. ;D

Pfff, polar beer.

And dawr. Least he doesn't seem to hold a grudge about her beating him up, hah.

Then of course, they'll bang, knowing how the "date" will go most likely XD

I'm sure lots of people are pining for a proper sex scene :p

everything is gonna go juuuuuuuuuuuust fine
until someone sees a certain someone without pants

I think he already knows about that. I mean he did make fun of her because of it in page 15.

OOOOOOH right, forgot about that

Thanks for remind me about that. Good on this dude.

Hell I am not into ladies with dicks myself, and even I am a fan of hers. Probably the only futa type I honestly like overall.

Plottwist: He has a vagina.

oh my god, Feretta needs to do that!

Funny as that would be.. :p

"HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A CAWK! .. Oh, right, haha.."

wait ... if they alread knew, why she left the village then?

I smell a trap...

Same here. I hope we're just cynical and it isn't one.

>:U i had that feeling the last page

same. im highly suspect as well

I smell a beer, which smells just as bad, really.

So that's his teeth on the bucket... THEY ARE GOING ON A DATA?!

No, they're going on a date, Data doesn't get to join.

Lol. But isn't that artifact recording this? Or is this the memories it has stored?

No way to go wrong?
I'm sure you'll find a way Fer >.<
Just to break our hearts more! </3

You know it, baby ;D

Polar Beer, technically the coldest beer ever.

Also kind of curious, do most folk know about Fen's gender status? Or even care? If prostitution is deemed legit and non-sacrilegious then it'd figure herms/she-males aren't seen as abominations either.

Prostitution and mutation are two vastly different things :p

Also, polar beer, basically just liquid nitrogen.

Ok i am more then surprised that he is still alive... The goverment probably just took the brain from his corps and placed it into a robo body to seek revange on fen... Yes im going to go with that!

Killing a dude takes more work than you might think ;)

Nope thats a lie! Its acually pretty god damn easy X3 Im a predator i know that :3

I can see this going sour.. o-o

I see no way this could possibly go wrong ;D

Unless he's into chicks with dicks and vag. x3

And several months later they have a kid

Pretty sure Baren can't get pregnant.

I don't remember reading that but if I did and just forgot either way happy thoughts Xb or not so happy lol

Hey woah woah, pickin up a lady right after her mother was buried? Sorry mate, I don't approve.

(P.S, I still wanna see Momma Fen butt kicking.... need a extra :D)

Going to a party with a friend is a good way to take your mind off things, I'd say.

The return of Polar Beer, never touch the stuff myself. Remember folks all products are 100% non-refundable.

Yeah, beer's pretty terrible, even if it IS made of polar bears.

Well we know where this is going...

Yep.. Straight to the bedroom!

I'd just like to point out that if this leads to either of them getting butt fucked, I wouldn't mind xD

What about both? :D

25/10, best comic ever xD

This turned out nice.

For now ;)

I really... REALLY hope this turns out nice... but I cant help but remember the page that showed Fen getting run out of town when they found out she had a peen.

That was years later though :p

Emotionally weak, no many friends, alcohol, invite to a party... You profiteer son of a b...armaid!

Hey, you never know, he COULD be doing it because she needs a friend ;)

To think bad you make a sin, but often you make it right.

Aw sweet dodo-jesus ;3c

I'm pretty sure Jesus isn't a Dodo.


He's a kiwi bird.

Well... I have a sinking feeling about how this is going to go. I very distinctly remember Fen coming to the monastery on the first pages of this saga in tears after having gotten run out of town by an angry mob, and this is looking closer to that time. Though her hair was a lot longer at that point so we might be some time off from that yet.

Also the suggestion of using alcohol as a coping mechanism. Bad shit ahead.

Years later, actually :p She's 10 here, she's 23 when the story starts.

It's so sweet! Too sweet... FER WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

I AIN'T DONE NUFFIN'!

This whole comic needs to stop pulling my heart strings

Don't worry, we'll get back to that sweet actiony madness within a few months :p

it'll go wrong... also cheer'ed up Fen is so cute! thanks Fer for this next bit in the story!

Don't thank me yet. But at least we have a moment's sweetness :p

well who else am I gonna thank?

I smell bullshit!

Does it smell the same as beer? :D

*looking at the bottom of the page*

FAMOUS LAST WORDs

Indeed :p

Welp, that escalated quickly.. :\

Well, she needed a friend :p

Ohhh, she clanked him with a bucket. For some reason I thought that was a duffle bag.

Yeah, you weren't the only :p

Haha. Probably because his skull dented the crap outta it.

I sware he's just being nice to get at her still >:U

Maybe, but she certainly could use a friend :p

:V a friend you say.

Lucky this happen about 981 years and somehow you're alive with a sexy body still and not a pile of bones like that guy going be within the first 100 years his of life time.

Who said this was 981 years ago? :p

lul refrencing the weird ass machine from earlier x3

Nice that someone understand the weird ass machine part in the story. Plus I have no clue how old she is in this part of the story so I made a guess with 981 years.

I believe Feretta said she is around her mid twentys to late thirties.

Identity people age wasn't never my best skill.

this is either going to lead to sexy fun times or Fen getting in a fight with him again,

Not sure he could survive another fight with her :p

that's true XD

Maybe he is the reasoning she got her black marks.

Maybe

well... scratch that off the bucketlist....

Hahaaaaa bucket.. ;D

Yes indeed.... I make bad puns

I am super worried that Fen Fen is going to get hurt again.

Don't worry, she is :p

dunn dunn dunnnnnnn
what a shocker! xD

Teen fen fen is adorable. keep this comic going its turned into one of the most fun things to read every week

Thank you Feretta <3

No plans of stopping any time soon :)

Hmmmmmmmmm. Oo.

Hmmm?

Dunno. Lol.

If i recall the very very beginning of this comic..i think i might know where this may be going

That was years and years later, so.. :p

ohhh no...

Partay!

I don't know what to think about that.

Don't worry, I'm sure nothing can go wrong here

Ooooo sexy date that nothing bad will ever happen and she will live happily ever after!

Indeed, and then it turns out her entire life was a drug-induced hallucination and she wakes up in bed next to Husband Baren :p

Ahhh a classic ~ XP

Mmm, ask out the person who beat you long ago.
Reminds me of "Hey Arnold!"

She whooped his ass when she was half his size, gotta respect that :p

Size don't matter. Xp

I get the feeling he's going to make her regret trusting him and then she is going to make him regret it.

Either way, she needed a friend ;)

the pun was unbearable fer, and did he really forget that she almost killed him with her bare hands? also yeah i see where this is going, oh well at least fenny gets it good later

A bucket doesn't count as bear hands.

I'd liek to think this date will go well.

But after re-reading her profile page, :c I know it's not gunna go well.

On the bright side, at least we'll learn what happened :p

I'm half happy :3 and half sad. :c

This page is PG-13 approved~!

Not even a pantyshot!

Is this going to be a new trend?

Have you abandoned the lecherous ways of the lewd and perverse?

Dating the guy who insulted your mother and who you gave a scar to and took his tooth. Yeah, this can't end well at all.

I don't see why not, she beat some respect into him :p

That pun. x)

UnBEARable, isn't it.

Why do I have this extremely annoying feeling he's only using her?

I dunno, why? :D

Then they go to Fen's place and there's a dented bucket on the bedside table for emergencies

I'm sure she's probably got that thing in a glass case :p

really like fen's hair in panel 4

Only in that panel? :p

I sense something's going to go horribly wrong

What ever gives you that idea? :D

She's older and still cute I hope this dose not end badly

She's cute at all times, until she's mad, then she's.. Still cute, but scary cute. :p

Listen... I stayed through the heart ache, and I'm glad things are getting better for our hero.

HOWEVER!

I cannot and will not stand for that bun. GOOD DAY!

What'd the bun do? She's just there to press F.

Fffffffffff. Pun. I meant pun. -_-

Nothing could possibly go wrong with a childhood bully, who got his face beat in by you. Nothing at all.

All hands on deck, brave for more feels!

Sure can't :D

I like this little moment. I sense trouble but it's a sweet one at this point.

Still waters at the eye of the storm :p

Only time will tell.

Lookit this player, picking up chicks at a funeral xD

Hey, if they need a friend, they're much more approachable!

I bet he's going to get back at her by making her look like a slut

Oh dear, that'd be awfully rude. And dangerous :p

I have a feeling this sweet gesture may turn sour.......if so....I shall hunt him down with marginal joy as the hounds tree him 6-6 aka im'a wall mount his ass if he be trying to just "slip it in" 6-6

What if Fen mounts his ass first? :p

oOo! That could be........a suitable vengeance, though he may enjoy it >:D
She can always use a guiding hand in vengeance 6u6

Booze, isn't the best way, tears and time. Sadly are. Still, he gets points for being a charmer and making her smile

Eh, people all have their ways of dealing with things. He had a lot of pain to deal with for a while.. :p

i wana believe he was just a dumb kid and grew up ok please dont be a super jerk :(

We can hope. :p

Wow you have to love this guys Logic its amazing.

Step 1: Get ass kicked by Sweet Girl.

Step 2: Recover from ass wooping.

Step 3: Wait a few years then ask her on a date.

Step 4: still in the works dont know yet.


P.S. - Yet again your art is amazing keep doing what you love to do follow your heart and your dreams.

P.S.S. - im crazy dont listen to this dummy Fox.

P.S.S.S. - Apple Pie that is all.

It's surprising how few people seem to realize this but it's - P.S. - P.P.S. - and P.P.P.S. - for post scriptum, post post scriptum, and post post post scriptum. XP

P.P.S. - im crazy dont listen to this dummy Fox.

:3

Getting your ass beat is a great way to learn respect, I'd imagine.

I agree but why wait to get your ass beat when you can just give the person some respect in the first place so that you can earn his respect to.

:D its simple math really~

do good things = you get good things back

do bad things = and you get your buttocks destroyed and conquered by Fen Fen.

XD lols

Well that was unexpected. :l

Don't worry, that's normal around here.

I was expecting a "Silver Arrow" ;P

Don't know the reference there, sorry :p

Coors light "silver bullet" is a kind of beer - http://beerboard.tv/usbn.beerboard......et3dsign_1.jpg

I've got a bad feeling about this. Like he's going to get her drunk and bring her to a public place and humiliate her at her weakest moment.

I guess that would set up why she left to find her place in the world though.

If he did that, he would've learned nothing from the last time he tried to humiliate her.. :p

You got bear piss in my beer!

You got beer in my bear piss!

I don't even know, I've got nothing better this time, I'm sorry.

*pat* At least it ain't Bare Bear Beer.

at least this went well, bully to a good friend.. and i feel like this will turn around again

I doubt he'll dare to mess with her that way :p

As my daddy says, "Son, it's in the water—that's why it's yellow"Ah, but Fen was a cute little $#!+ in the day, wasn't she? And I fear we're about to find out how much of a jerk Baren really was...

Don't drink yellow water D:

"Awww, this couldn't possibly go wrong". Dangit Fer, Fenfen's gon' get raep'd isn't she?

Pfft, no.. :p

Oh, well that's good then, I trust you.

*bubsy voice* WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

2 seconds later..

i so think this is a trap..

Hmm, could be.. :p

Fen don't do it. I been to the future and saw some stuff.

So has she. :D

Its Metal Gear all over again.

ohhhh i swear to god if he hurts our little fen i am gonna beat him so bad his momma wont know who he is.

Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be fine. .. Right? :D

My biggest fear here is that in this moment of weakness, when she lets herself rely on someone else for comfort, he's going to find out she has a dick, and reject her. HARD.

He already knows she's got one. He was making fun of her for it in page 15.

I don't know how i missed that.

But now I have even less faith that he's going to be good to her.

Yeah, don't worry about THAT bit :p

That must be some potent beer, because Fen's standards seem vastly lower.

Hey now, he's a good looker, and he IS at least trying to be charming. :p

Seem someone Will have some trouble

He didn't have that scar on the last page

.. Yeah he did? :p

Is he gonna fuck the sadness outta her?

Yes.

What could possibly go wrong?

RIP Momma Montaro.

This happens long before she comes to the temple.
I think that Fen is only 12 years old on this page.

10, and yes. :p

THE FEELS, MAN. THE FEELS. GOD DAMN YOU, YOU DARNED PANDA! Dx
's hella cute, though. ;u;

It's okay, I'll bring back the sex soon :p

*Noticed the words "This couldn't possibly go wrong..." Then facepalms hard*
WHY would you SAY THAT??? Things ALWAYS happen when you say that!!!!!!

Because I'm a terrible pandagirl ;)

I sense more bad memories incoming :/

They haven't been very good so far, overall :p

This is not good...

Alas, can't stop the pain train of history :p

Alcohol and bad decisions, together forever!

Indeed!

Something very very VERY horrible is about to happen.....and i have to wait a fucking week to find out....GOD WHY???!!!

Actually multiple weeks :p

yay) date time)

Yay potential porn time :p

best case scenario: this ends in fun sex, worst case though...

Mm, worst case it ends in horrible dismemberment and brutal death :D

Make love, not Doom 4 finishers

I mean, props to him to admit he deserved the ass kicking he got. Takes a big man to admit when he's wrong.

He's had time to process it, too :p

I feel this is going to be the best and worst thing that happens to her. I guess more then feeling moanful about her past and what has happen to her I am sure I am more worried about what happen when we are shot back to the present. I mean there still the mystery that she encounter the artefact before a long time ago.. bringing up question of not of just her past but the dragons, the lady of the monastery, the nature and lore of the artefact and how she is connected. bah who am I kidding people are just eager to get to the sex. heh

People like the sex, it's not unusual. ;)

I'm afraid to see what will happen next...

Not to worry, it'll get worse :D

*may have just marathonned the whole comic*
it was super cool to see the story and art style evolve! I can't wait to see what's next

Craaaazy things and hot sex, I'd imagine :D

I'm scared....