So it's coal for the fire they'll be laying in front of while they both give Patrick his christmas gift?
They're just so thoughtful to one another 8D

Lol!

It must be done :|

I hope kad draws that :D

YYYEEESSSS! This needs to be done!

I see that great minds think alike. XD

Or fools never differ. :3

THAT'S RIGHT WE DONT!

Sinister and cuteness at the same time. X3

*Taps Diamond shoulder* excuse me. *Taps Nightshades' shoulder* Excuse me, Madam.

*They look at me, and then each other and the gifts, before quietly leaving the room.*

Or they start whacking each other with the stockings :p

I got that comment idea from this: https://youtu.be/C2T2OL3YTZs?t=1m31s

No love between those two. X3

Hey Diamond, Nightshade and Boozle (hope I got the giraffe girl's name right) what would you do if you could be a macro for a day?

Puzzle.

thanks, my bad. I haven't seen as much posts about her so I have trouble remembering her name.

Boozle... hehe XD

I know it sounds funny. I knew her name had a "z" in it and sounded cute. Made her sound like an alcoholic by accident. XD

Hmm...perhaps Pat and Puzzle should get these two together, hog tie them in a nice 69 position and leave them for some nice make up sex.

You do realize they'd just bite each other down there...

Yeah I don't think that would be a great idea... These two despise each other, though I'm still uncertain as to why O_o

Wait, they're in the same room. Shouldn't they see each other-ah, screw trying to apply logic.

It's just a visual gag. Not meant to be scrutinized.

I figured, just felt that it'd be weird if they were in the room at the same time.

Wait, I just realized something: the stockings have the letter of their first name, which implies Pat and Puz both just have P on theirs. What if, by some accidental chance, Di or Nighshade puts something risqué in the stocking thinking it's their lover, only to find it to be the other sibling and gets into an awkward situation?

Ha! Whoops!

Kadath, gotta make them "P"s different colors then!

Surprised neither of them put a mouse trap or something in there :P

hey *I* wants coals in my stocking

I know it's the season of giving, but giving each other coal won't land you guys on Santa's Nice List. It's only means that Santa won't have to do job himself.

One day the truth will be revealed. And once it is, hopefully the healing can begin.

Why can't Diamond & Nightshade be nice to each other for Christmas?

Because that wouldn't be fun ;p

They should do it just for one time then the next year they can go back to just hating each other and put coal or mouse traps in each others stockings. Even if it's not fun.

Always loved the idea of a reverse-Gift of the Magi-type story like "Gift of the Bad-ji" or something...

Permission to give them an early gift: the Vulcan Nerve Pinch!

You're giving ACTUAL coal to each other? Finding a lump of the stuff is taking some dedication and effort to the gag gift tradition.

Something tells me that if those two were able to get along they'd be the best of friends and probably give Patrick the most wild night he's had yet together

Probably XD

Let's hope that they don't use those stockings as weapons...

Oh, who didn't see this coming? XD

Nice work. Hey, mind if I ask how the comic's coming along?

why do these two remind me of betty and veronica

I've never read Archie comics, so I dunno X3

We all knew they'd give each other coal in the stocking. The real question is who's getting a D in the A. ... God I'm immature.

And they would both deserve it as a result XD

'tis the season for the cliches, tra-la-la, la-la-la-laa!

Well, Coal isn't cheap, so you could still sell it back for a price. XD

I dunno, a buck or a buck and a half a pound in small quantities... So the chunks they have there would be ten or twenty cents, maybe? If you know where to look, you could probably scrounge some for free...

I saw a pregnant lady wearing a shirt: 'Tis the season to be pregnant' I would love to see puzzle wearing that!

so evil lol

I wonder if Diamond and Nightshade were encouraged or made to have sex with each other what would happen? Biting and scratching/catfight, overly huge dildos being used in a bid to get the other one to quit?

I wonder if kids were naughty on purpose in the past. I only think that because coal is a good thing to use for fire so my train of thought is that a kid would be naughty, get coal and as a result be warm and happy next year

One wonders!

Ok I am not just gonna say that is just mean I know they hate each other but for the love of god try just to get along with each other on the christmas holiday maybe next year just do this one time of giving each other someing nice for christmas then after that you both can go back to hating each other again. Now for Diamond (even that you hate Nightshade) just give her something that she likes (but not what you like in your taste) just something she likes for christmas. And for Nightshade (just don't give something to Diamond that would piss her off for christmas) just get something for Diamond that she likes for christmas just do something nice for each other. Ok Kadath u think do this for a Ask Puz n Pals question?

I'd love to see how that would turn out.

Such a hot rivalry

That's hilarious Better be good this year Kadath, otherwise you'll get what Di and Nightshade are getting in the stockings

Hehe, that's great.