
Little something I've been sitting on for quite awhile, now. Lacking any new artworks to upload, I just went and colored up this one, here.
Have I mentioned how much I love metaphors involving medieval weaponry? If I haven't, let me just make that clear, right now. I love them with every part of my body... especially the left side of my brain.
Have I mentioned how much I love metaphors involving medieval weaponry? If I haven't, let me just make that clear, right now. I love them with every part of my body... especially the left side of my brain.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Doodle
Species Feline (Other)
Size 734 x 763px
File Size 136.9 kB
What, you mean shit down their neck?
Or do you mean fuck the head until the eye-balls pop out?
Because no, I've never ever even remotely considered thinking about that, or ripping people's arms off and beating them to death with the soggy end or...
Why am I drooling and what is that boner doing in my pants?
You're a sick, sick young man, Mr. Bioxz.
Or do you mean fuck the head until the eye-balls pop out?
Because no, I've never ever even remotely considered thinking about that, or ripping people's arms off and beating them to death with the soggy end or...
Why am I drooling and what is that boner doing in my pants?
You're a sick, sick young man, Mr. Bioxz.
Why no. No, you haven't.
You've mentioned how you love guys with big zucchinis, big hardware, big snakes, big salamis, big bats, big clubs, big firehoses and big WMD's, but you haven't said anything about big axes.
Good to know! Due to budget limitations, I couldn't afford any of the other stuff.
You've mentioned how you love guys with big zucchinis, big hardware, big snakes, big salamis, big bats, big clubs, big firehoses and big WMD's, but you haven't said anything about big axes.
Good to know! Due to budget limitations, I couldn't afford any of the other stuff.
Indeed, but the obsession lies less with regards toward a need to clean, and moreso toward a need to clean up the crime scene as fast as possible before the cops arrive.
The fact that this carpet has seen its fair share of loppin's and is still as spotless as the day I brought it home from Ikea is just a perk. :)
The fact that this carpet has seen its fair share of loppin's and is still as spotless as the day I brought it home from Ikea is just a perk. :)
HUG? HUG?!
Why... why that's the nicest thing anyone's suggested today! Everyone else kept suggesting I needed medication, a tranquilizer shot, electro-shock therapy, etc...
But a hug? Finally, someone wants to try to understand me and give me some positive reinforcement? Yay!
*Holds up Ax.* C'mere, you.
Why... why that's the nicest thing anyone's suggested today! Everyone else kept suggesting I needed medication, a tranquilizer shot, electro-shock therapy, etc...
But a hug? Finally, someone wants to try to understand me and give me some positive reinforcement? Yay!
*Holds up Ax.* C'mere, you.
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