Ladies and gentlemen, this is an alternate take to the "Banana Shake" story. This is all English this time...

One day, Iho came across a giant milk silo; a hose was dangling down to where it reached his face. While he took a sniff at it, he smelled a rich, delectable flavor like what he never smelled before. So, he tried to guzzle it down like a siphon hose until the high pressure suddenly slammed down his throat. At first, Iho felt uncomfortable when the stomach started to expand; he felt as if he were going to pop sometime soon. Little did he know that he was actually drinking hundreds of gallons of milk within minutes. He abruptly stopped after a while, sat down on his posterior and felt his distended belly jiggling and stretching before him as he rapidly hiccuped. Soon as the stomach touched a giant banana, Iho let out a hiccup so great that the stomach bounced up and slammed onto the edge of the banana, shooting the fruit out of the peel and it shoved into Iho's mouth. As the banana slid down the throat, it glided its way into the bloated, milk-filled stomach below, therefore causing Iho's belly to expand further. Upon this, Iho became completely exhausted and fell asleep with his face buried into his belly, letting out occasional hiccups here and there.

Later, some anthro reindeer appeared, all wearing nothing but overalls, and saw this massive pig next to the milk silo and a banana peel. They looked a whole lot like Turgoun, but in anthro. "Check this out," said one anthro reindeer, "He must've eaten and drunk a whole lot today."

"No wonder," said the next, "Maybe we can try to haul him over to the fair."

"Great idea," said the first. Then, the first anthro reindeer pushed onto Iho's stomach and felt a huge banana inside; the stomach wobbled and sloshed loudly at each push as the sleeping immobile cervid hiccuped, and the rolls pushed higher against his face.

"You oughta need a hand at this," said the second anthro reindeer. Then they both pushed together.

"My! How many of us are going to get this heavy boy moving?" asked the first anthro reindeer, "We oughta call for help."

The more they pushed, the more they crushed the banana that was sloshing inside Iho's belly...

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The character Iho (Айхо), and the character design of Turgoun (Тургун) from the film "Храбрый олененок" are owned by ФГУП ТПО Киностудия Союзмультфильм, a division of the Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation.