Wow.. she must uses the Arms Law system :)

could be worse - could be FATAL

Have you actually seen the arms law System? It's crazy. It isn't a great system by any means as you have to use math to figure out combat. Look it up its hysterical!

have you seen FATAL?

Four words: Roll for anal circumference

*throws up hands* you win! :D

and dont forget FATAL's crit fail effect list for spells...

hell, this was a legit magic item in the game:

Jar of Jacking Off: "Whenever a male opens this jar, they must pass a Drive sub-ability check at TH 80 or be compelled to force their fuckstick into the jar. Once inside, the jar will inexplicably grip it firmly and jerk it to completion, even against the will of the opener. Upon completion, the cummer[sic] must roll percentile dice. If the results are 01-10, then the jar becomes pregnant. If the jar is pregnant, it will not allow itself to be opened, but will care for the fetus within, which will be heard screaming by others within 1d100 feet day and night. After 9 months of fetal torture, the child will be born and the jar will break. If the jar is broken during its pregnancy, then the dying and twitching fetus will explode after 1d6 rounds of twitching. The explosion will cause 1d4 Life Points of sonic damage to all within 1d4 miles. Baby parts are inexplicably everywhere. When born, the baby will be Unethical Immoral (translation: Chaotic Evil), will serve the father loyally, will obsessively collect jars, and seem to be male but have no penis, but oversized testicles, which can never ejaculate. Therefore, this child will be forever frustrated. Any child of a jar will insist that others call them “Chucky."


whoever wrote that game must have been on some really good shit

I think I'm in love with this mouse :) Great touch with her T-shirt as well!

All I can think of is the fact that he's playing a martial character in a setting that naturally favors casters regardless of what you do.

Nerf casters!!!

Almost want to say "what a b*tch" XD. Thanks again!

Those critical fails destroy you every time

Shit, she'd deapise my little brother. :p He kept a copy of the DMG on the back of the toilet, that was hia version of 'light' reading.

He sounds hardcore.

Yeah, then again, when a player, he was the asshole thaanaged to calculate how to get a level 7 dwsrven rogue to instantly kill a young adult green dragon. It involved a dwarven weapon and a coup-de-grace whilw the dragon was asleep.

THEN there was his monk/cleric who could cast the Harm spell on top ofbhisbunarmed strike. Again, instant kill. -.-

......I had a character once that was literally a mass of gloop. He couldn't die....even when in our session, a vengeful god dropped a sun on him. he just reformed, like a slime.......yeah, good luck epic failing him XD

Ya see... A creative DM would have just had your character get sent through a portal of some sort and end up either permanently floating through the void of space, or falling into a black hole, if they wanted to actually get rid of you.

True, but funny story, by the end of the campaign, my guy had ATE a black hole xD

That must've been one hell of a nat-20 roll series for the DM to allow it.

What, did they explain it away as the thing just immediately burning away into hawking radiation upon nearing you, and you just absorbing all the energy harmlessly? [And in turn preventing everything else from being destroyed by that massive amount of radiation]

That would've required like 4 or 5 nat 20 rolls with very good skillchecks otherwise for me to have even considered doing. Otherwise it just would've been you becoming a guiding consciousness for the black hole, and opening up a white hole at the opposite end of the singularity--essentially starting up another universe, which'd be inside of you.

Outside of that one awesome-sounding scenario, it would've just been a slow plummet into the singularity as time stretches more and more for you.

The entire campaign lasted about 2 years, in the end, my character basically became god by devouring all of existence

Man. Such a ruthless mouse.
I think I'm in love. :V

Con is never a dump stat.

Wise words.

That's a bit extreme...

I've had DM's who had me roll to hit myself to determine if I hurt myself, vs automatic decapitation.

I love it. XD A tough DM can be a wonderful lesson to new players. :D

play him a game of FATAL

see him minmax in that...

A good GM would just use their narrative fiat power to prevent min-maxers from upsetting the game balance. That's what too many GMs don't realize. You're the GM. You run the show. If players are wrecking the game, it's your fault for letting them.

Then again, some DMs are control freaks and/or have power trips. XD

I don't think I've ever encountered minmaxers in my campaigns. I can see how they'd be that bad where this kind of situation would happen. I would still consider this kind of a bit extreme though.