
A new little thing I thought of doing. I figured I'd look at certain things and cobble together my own little humorous take on it. See how this goes if the FA SA don't decide to take it down.
So I saw images of Iran's new little "Stealth fighter", the F-313 "Conqueror". Cool design (may or may not aero it), but good lord does it look more ridiculous than the F-35 and X-32 combined. You know you've got a menacing piece of hardware when it looks small enough and loaded with enough plastic to be one of those coin-operated kiddie rides in front of stores.
So I saw images of Iran's new little "Stealth fighter", the F-313 "Conqueror". Cool design (may or may not aero it), but good lord does it look more ridiculous than the F-35 and X-32 combined. You know you've got a menacing piece of hardware when it looks small enough and loaded with enough plastic to be one of those coin-operated kiddie rides in front of stores.
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This is old news at this point. :P IT's basically a crappy little mock up too small to hold engines powerful enough to make it even remotely a contender in terms of fighter craft. IT's angles and design are also questionable and would make it fly shittily. It's a really bad hoax and most know that, on the level with North Korea covering tractors in wood and fibreglass to make them look like tanks and missile carriers to bolster their ranks in prarades.
The instruments are also taken from something like a cesna, mounted into a plywood dash, and the flight stick is an old video game controller. If you ever did try to do an aero, it would have to be like an anthro wearing an unconvincing costume to capture the terribleness of this sham.
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