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awww man, drawing's easy, just like, try and then don't stop for the rest of your life
srsly that's the secret
also, this is like the only gay ass furry nerd fest i've ever got into and it's such dorky fun i can't even believe it
oh shit, boyfriend pimping time, you should totally commission him to do one for you!
oh yeah, my boy is complication5 btw hahah
srsly that's the secret
also, this is like the only gay ass furry nerd fest i've ever got into and it's such dorky fun i can't even believe it
oh shit, boyfriend pimping time, you should totally commission him to do one for you!
oh yeah, my boy is complication5 btw hahah
All this rompin' an' playin' and skinny-dipping with their fat bare asses up in that stream.
And then they catch a nice mess of fish an' Lordosis with his silly self has to go get fresh-pulled carrots on the side, and them doin' all that buddy-love stuff up in broad daylight before God and country.
Still very sweet pictures.
How nice to have so much fun without having all that society-rules bullshit spoiling things...
And then they catch a nice mess of fish an' Lordosis with his silly self has to go get fresh-pulled carrots on the side, and them doin' all that buddy-love stuff up in broad daylight before God and country.
Still very sweet pictures.
How nice to have so much fun without having all that society-rules bullshit spoiling things...
Dang it ArtDecade you've gone and triggered my writin' Jones...
Holee shit I know these folks! Lessee...
Buddah is occasionally referred to as 'Doctor' by a few close acquaintances, but not by Lordosis. He had nearly completed his Doctor of Divinity at William and Mary College when he dropped acid for the first time at an Interfaith Conference.
He does not entirely, or at least claims not to, recall any of this trip, (an apocryphal anecdote refers to him beatifically conversing with multiple holographic Jesuses) but two days later he left college for good.
Lordosis half-seriously entertains the idea that he is the living reincarnation of Janis Joplin, and indeed occasionally dresses the part. He has a easygoing, flirty manner that belies an amazing inner strength.
A survivor of years of physical abuse and cruelty in his little peckerwood Georgia town beginning soon after he was spotted at the age of six waltzing down a holler path in one of his Mama's sun dresses, Lordosis atypically decided in his youth to be the most determined town fairy ever.
In time he won over a surprising number of fiercely supportive folks by his ability to shake off a punch with his trademark sharp wit, his fearlessness in putting himself between bullies and weaker peers, and later, his near-magical innate talent at growing possibly the sweetest Sinsemilla ever cultivated in the Okeefenokee. He is of course rumoured to have other, truly magical innate talents, but contrary to appearances, his country manners are impeccable.
They first met behind the Bluegrass pavilion at an early Bonnaroo Festival (a legendary anecdote itself) and they have hardly ever been out of each other's sight since.
Holee shit I know these folks! Lessee...
Buddah is occasionally referred to as 'Doctor' by a few close acquaintances, but not by Lordosis. He had nearly completed his Doctor of Divinity at William and Mary College when he dropped acid for the first time at an Interfaith Conference.
He does not entirely, or at least claims not to, recall any of this trip, (an apocryphal anecdote refers to him beatifically conversing with multiple holographic Jesuses) but two days later he left college for good.
Lordosis half-seriously entertains the idea that he is the living reincarnation of Janis Joplin, and indeed occasionally dresses the part. He has a easygoing, flirty manner that belies an amazing inner strength.
A survivor of years of physical abuse and cruelty in his little peckerwood Georgia town beginning soon after he was spotted at the age of six waltzing down a holler path in one of his Mama's sun dresses, Lordosis atypically decided in his youth to be the most determined town fairy ever.
In time he won over a surprising number of fiercely supportive folks by his ability to shake off a punch with his trademark sharp wit, his fearlessness in putting himself between bullies and weaker peers, and later, his near-magical innate talent at growing possibly the sweetest Sinsemilla ever cultivated in the Okeefenokee. He is of course rumoured to have other, truly magical innate talents, but contrary to appearances, his country manners are impeccable.
They first met behind the Bluegrass pavilion at an early Bonnaroo Festival (a legendary anecdote itself) and they have hardly ever been out of each other's sight since.
holy shit, this is pretty much exactly the back story i had in mind for the lordosis character. down to the STATE!! and the hat is a total joplin reference!! except for his mom's sun dress, it'd be his grandma's cuz i was thinking she raised him and didn't ever know his parents, her being older, he learned more proper old fashioned manners from her.
of course he has some bad traits, he's lazy and dirty, smokes too much weed, probably has ADHD, used to be a slut, etc. i don't write no mary sue characters, hahaa
of course he has some bad traits, he's lazy and dirty, smokes too much weed, probably has ADHD, used to be a slut, etc. i don't write no mary sue characters, hahaa
What he lacks in hygiene he makes up for with a big heart. He's also reasonably self-reliant for a lazy stoner, isn't he?
And I totally agree that grandma raised him, his past sluttiness might be related to abandonment issues concerning his parents and rebelling against grandma's stricter (but necessary) upbringing.
Haha, I'm getting all this from your picture, Sirrah...
And I totally agree that grandma raised him, his past sluttiness might be related to abandonment issues concerning his parents and rebelling against grandma's stricter (but necessary) upbringing.
Haha, I'm getting all this from your picture, Sirrah...
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