When I was young, my mother used to say "You're in for a rude awakening if you think I was born yesterday," or things to that effect, and I think I know what she meant now, 10 years after her death. Jonathan has a lot to learn and a lot of mistakes to learn from, but he'll have friends and acquaintances to help him through it.

This has been a long time coming, and I'm proud to present you with the first chapter of something I've been working on for quite a while. This is quite the large project, and chapters will be uploaded as I finish the one after the next; that is to say that chapter two is done, but won't be posted for a while. Future chapters will include sexual themes of both heterosexual and homosexual natures. Leave a message with questions and comments. Hopefully I'll have my own little icon for these soon.