I've had this damn thing stuck in my head since I did this piece: SUAVE. This didn't come along as an actual shirt until I threw together a mockup as a joke, then chickenwinged me into actually making it available.

Also available in T-Shirt and Long-Sleeve Tee flavors.

THESE ARE AVAILABLE. The first batch will be started in about a week, so you have until then to get in on the inaugural shipment.

~~~~~~~~GET ONE RIGHT NOW~~~~~~~~