"Listen, isn't there something else I could pose next to? Something cooler? Like...is there a sword or something? Or a boxing glove?"

"Don't be ridiculous. The milk works perfectly for your size, and we don't have any weapons just laying around the house."

"...But, like, if I have to show off just how tall I am, can't you at least, like...compare me to a big figurine? Someone with a katana or something? This is laaaaame..."

"Just hold still, please. I just need one picture."

"But, I could be standing next to a really awesome book, or..."

"Please stop slouching. Stand up straight, or you're going to look -smaller- than the milk jug."

"I -am- standing up straight!"

"...Oh dear."

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This is another commission from the incredible Vicsagod (http://vicsagod.tumblr.com/ ) as an amazing, unexpected gift from super-shrink-friend DanTails (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/dantails/ )!

And, pictured here is Ran, a zorua-girl with a biological disposition to shed size as part of a bizarre metabolism thing. All that keeps her height at this paltry 1 foot is a special pill she takes to keep her from getting any smaller. ...At least that's the plan, anyway!