I believe an explanation or two is in order.

You see, its a running gag in the comics that whenever I receive a new survival horror game, I become paranoid and delusional, attacking the first person to get within 4 feet of me. this is usually Nathan. The second running gag is a virtual reality headset that my toon uses to play Resident Evil, making the people around me appear to be enemies in the game. A minor oversight on the creator's part, I assure. The headset has undergone several re workings. The most recent of which including a weapon controller of epic proportions: The Wiimote!!!

Due to Nathan's constant abuse, his brother gets the ding this time.

Be happy Nathan.

Your face is safe.

for now.