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Another great collab with my friend Holt. The joke in this picture is that both Vicky and Galia suck at cooking and they don't realize how bad they are and still keep cooking either way, they manage the mess up even the basics.
Well, judging by their expressions I think it was Galia's fault this time, or at least Vicky is blaming her for the disater, and is the world on fire because of their bad cooking? xD
I did the sketch and coloring while Holt did the lineart, shading, special effects and background.
Vicky ©
Galia ©
Well, judging by their expressions I think it was Galia's fault this time, or at least Vicky is blaming her for the disater, and is the world on fire because of their bad cooking? xD
I did the sketch and coloring while Holt did the lineart, shading, special effects and background.
Vicky ©
Galia ©
Category Artwork (Digital) / Pokemon
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1024 x 570px
File Size 455.1 kB
I wouldn't call it a curse, more of a quir- *stubs toe on table leg, breaks toenail, bleeding begins* I should probably staunch that before it stains the carpet.
But hey, it's not nearly as bad as that time I stabbed myself with a round tipped butter knife. Or that time a friend's pistol misfired and I nearly shot myself in the foot. Or when I started playing little league baseball and then stopped because my nose somehow didn't break from that pitch to the face. Or the multiple rib impacts, couldn't catch for shit, don't know why the coach had me help with pitching practice.
I mean, can you believe I've never broken a bone despite hitting multiple parked cars on my bike, or that time a moving car hit me, or that time I hit a stop sign at 15 MPH with my collarbone. Or that time I jumped backwards off a moving train. Or that time I got locked out of the house and accidentally broke the door down.
Then there's all the skull impacts, they're actually soothing to me now. And that time I got kicked out of the house on Christmas and had to walk, like, 12 miles in the snow to my grandmother's house at 11 O'clock on Christmas day (thought that was mostly my dad being a dick). And two girls just happen to be moving to a new place, at that hour on Christmas day and they give me a ride.
I was even born autistic, but it gives me amazing reading comprehension and trivia powers!
I'm just the luckiest unlucky person.
But hey, it's not nearly as bad as that time I stabbed myself with a round tipped butter knife. Or that time a friend's pistol misfired and I nearly shot myself in the foot. Or when I started playing little league baseball and then stopped because my nose somehow didn't break from that pitch to the face. Or the multiple rib impacts, couldn't catch for shit, don't know why the coach had me help with pitching practice.
I mean, can you believe I've never broken a bone despite hitting multiple parked cars on my bike, or that time a moving car hit me, or that time I hit a stop sign at 15 MPH with my collarbone. Or that time I jumped backwards off a moving train. Or that time I got locked out of the house and accidentally broke the door down.
Then there's all the skull impacts, they're actually soothing to me now. And that time I got kicked out of the house on Christmas and had to walk, like, 12 miles in the snow to my grandmother's house at 11 O'clock on Christmas day (thought that was mostly my dad being a dick). And two girls just happen to be moving to a new place, at that hour on Christmas day and they give me a ride.
I was even born autistic, but it gives me amazing reading comprehension and trivia powers!
I'm just the luckiest unlucky person.
Oh my! D: *gives you a sack of ice to put on your toe*
Oh damn, I have a friend who stabbed himself with a butter knife too. He hit his elbow on the table and the shock made his arm bend and stub his shoulder. It wasn't that bad but he still has a scar there, it was more awfully funny than serious I would say.
I never broke any limbs or bones too, and I don't ever want to. You should be more careful dude. ewe;
When I was a little girl, I liked to run out of the bathroom all wet after a shower, I learned not to do this the bad way. I slipped and hit my face on the floor and blacked out. I woke up in the hospital with my eyebrow being stitched. Funny enough I have another scar on my other eyebrow that looks just the same and I don't know where this other one came from.
Oh damn, I have a friend who stabbed himself with a butter knife too. He hit his elbow on the table and the shock made his arm bend and stub his shoulder. It wasn't that bad but he still has a scar there, it was more awfully funny than serious I would say.
I never broke any limbs or bones too, and I don't ever want to. You should be more careful dude. ewe;
When I was a little girl, I liked to run out of the bathroom all wet after a shower, I learned not to do this the bad way. I slipped and hit my face on the floor and blacked out. I woke up in the hospital with my eyebrow being stitched. Funny enough I have another scar on my other eyebrow that looks just the same and I don't know where this other one came from.
Well there's a finite amount of careful you can be with autism, bad motor control and running into doorjams and chairs and tables and tripping over nothing and... Well it's kinda standard.
You just learn to roll with the falls, take up some ninja training, learn meditation to deal with pain. Though to be honest most physical pain is dull to me, reduced pain response is actually a pretty convenient symptom. Doesn't help with the stress headaches, only the meditation and stress avoidance helps with that, puking due to brain pain is the worst kind of puking.
But yeah, running around with wet feet is dangerous. My brother got a similar brow based scar, though for a different reason.
Running full speed at a door while your brother closes it is not really a game when you think about it, we weren't very creative as kids.
But then scars add personality, they're signs of experience... Bad experience, but still experience!
You just learn to roll with the falls, take up some ninja training, learn meditation to deal with pain. Though to be honest most physical pain is dull to me, reduced pain response is actually a pretty convenient symptom. Doesn't help with the stress headaches, only the meditation and stress avoidance helps with that, puking due to brain pain is the worst kind of puking.
But yeah, running around with wet feet is dangerous. My brother got a similar brow based scar, though for a different reason.
Running full speed at a door while your brother closes it is not really a game when you think about it, we weren't very creative as kids.
But then scars add personality, they're signs of experience... Bad experience, but still experience!
Oh damn, that sounds bad. I don't even remember the last time i fell for tripping, I usually recover my balance before falling. I think the last time I fell wasn't something to be proud of, I was walking on the streets and tripped on a wet flower.
Hehehe, I once tried meditation because I was very stressed, got bored in 2 minutes. And ohh? You don't feel a lot of pain? That's actually a good trait to have. And awwww, I usually puke when I'm veeeeery stressed/anxious, my anxiety keeps me awake here and there, having insomnia is pretty bad.
Ohhh, he did? Is he autist too? Sorry if this question sounds rude. And I agree with you, you only learn from your mistakes, right? xD
Hehehe, I once tried meditation because I was very stressed, got bored in 2 minutes. And ohh? You don't feel a lot of pain? That's actually a good trait to have. And awwww, I usually puke when I'm veeeeery stressed/anxious, my anxiety keeps me awake here and there, having insomnia is pretty bad.
Ohhh, he did? Is he autist too? Sorry if this question sounds rude. And I agree with you, you only learn from your mistakes, right? xD
Oh, no, he's not an autist, just the usual type of self centered jackass. Back then he was just an idiot middle son, now he's an angry confrontational idiot who needs his legs broken, but I'm not going to do him the courtesy. He needs someone less kind to work him over.
But enough family drama. The key to meditation is easy, it's not about thinking of nothing, I should get that out of the way. You clear your mind to remove yourself from the equation, stop thinking about your own problems, wants and desires.
Then you consider the world, your place in it, the true interrelationship between people and things, (or more accurately the intangibility of truth and the falsehood that makes up all human society. But hey, truth isn't inherently good or stable, and lies aren't evil or infirm).
Think on the matter of life, the universe and everything, the literal matter of it, it's material.
You attempt to remove the self to achieve objectivity and drop the lenses you view the world through. Of course one of the first realizations you have to have is that you're never going to achieve objectivity, you can't cease to view the world as yourself. But by understanding that you can compensate, consider how you view the world and how that effects the issues you see with it.
By doing this you understand the world better, but you also understand yourself and what you want from the world. Understand yourself to understand the world, understand the world to understand yourself.
Study the present to understand the past, study the past to choose the future, choose the future to make the present.
And all that other self help trash, because it is always trash until you understand things for yourself. Second hand wisdom is just a shortcut, when you understand why then you don't need wise sayings, you'll make them.
And if all that doesn't take your mind off of your anxiety and help you sleep then, shit, I dunno, do some push ups or something, tire yourself out.
But enough family drama. The key to meditation is easy, it's not about thinking of nothing, I should get that out of the way. You clear your mind to remove yourself from the equation, stop thinking about your own problems, wants and desires.
Then you consider the world, your place in it, the true interrelationship between people and things, (or more accurately the intangibility of truth and the falsehood that makes up all human society. But hey, truth isn't inherently good or stable, and lies aren't evil or infirm).
Think on the matter of life, the universe and everything, the literal matter of it, it's material.
You attempt to remove the self to achieve objectivity and drop the lenses you view the world through. Of course one of the first realizations you have to have is that you're never going to achieve objectivity, you can't cease to view the world as yourself. But by understanding that you can compensate, consider how you view the world and how that effects the issues you see with it.
By doing this you understand the world better, but you also understand yourself and what you want from the world. Understand yourself to understand the world, understand the world to understand yourself.
Study the present to understand the past, study the past to choose the future, choose the future to make the present.
And all that other self help trash, because it is always trash until you understand things for yourself. Second hand wisdom is just a shortcut, when you understand why then you don't need wise sayings, you'll make them.
And if all that doesn't take your mind off of your anxiety and help you sleep then, shit, I dunno, do some push ups or something, tire yourself out.
Eh, personally I prefer rougher, more personal words. The close language of good fiction. I thought it all came off too disconnected, because the most important thing to realize about philosophy and wisdom is it's non-magical, totally mundane nature.
It all sound high and mighty till you realize it's just normal contemplation of one's navel. Monks try to make it sound fancy because everyone who considers the universe is kind of a dick who's angry about how normal everything is.
They set out to comprehend the a vast universe and realize that understanding often makes it feel mundane and boring, and that's pretty annoying.
...Maybe just stop worrying about being awake? After all, you have to fall asleep eventually, so don't worry about it. Surf the web, read a book, watch TV. I've been up for a while now with insufficient rest.
Too many things to read and talk about, not enough hours... Also porn, I'm trawling for porn right now.... Heeeey, that might do yah! Go look at porn! That's a great sleep aid!
*flutters off to shitpost about people's weird fetishes*
It all sound high and mighty till you realize it's just normal contemplation of one's navel. Monks try to make it sound fancy because everyone who considers the universe is kind of a dick who's angry about how normal everything is.
They set out to comprehend the a vast universe and realize that understanding often makes it feel mundane and boring, and that's pretty annoying.
...Maybe just stop worrying about being awake? After all, you have to fall asleep eventually, so don't worry about it. Surf the web, read a book, watch TV. I've been up for a while now with insufficient rest.
Too many things to read and talk about, not enough hours... Also porn, I'm trawling for porn right now.... Heeeey, that might do yah! Go look at porn! That's a great sleep aid!
*flutters off to shitpost about people's weird fetishes*
Hehehe, that's usually why i come here for. //shot
Hahah but yeah, I know what you mean, I sometimes get very uneasy about the fact that I can't sleep. When I can't sleep I usually go for my computer to chat with my friends or just look something random on internet. A friend of mine once suggested to listen to some calming music, it actually works pretty well.
Hahah but yeah, I know what you mean, I sometimes get very uneasy about the fact that I can't sleep. When I can't sleep I usually go for my computer to chat with my friends or just look something random on internet. A friend of mine once suggested to listen to some calming music, it actually works pretty well.
To shitpost?
I remember a once writing an entire story of universal horror based around a fatty eating a galaxy.
She remembered me when I wrote a slash fic about her podcast, which also centered around how horrifying TF fetishes can be, and also vomit based time travel.
Funny considering TF stuff is mostly what I write.
I remember a once writing an entire story of universal horror based around a fatty eating a galaxy.
She remembered me when I wrote a slash fic about her podcast, which also centered around how horrifying TF fetishes can be, and also vomit based time travel.
Funny considering TF stuff is mostly what I write.
I am with you there... I mean, not with the sight of blood thing.
The way I get off to violence is totally different from the way I get off to boobs... I hope.
Actually I think I just more dislike the whole powerlessness/violation fetish. I mean it's one thing to mess with a character to have them overcome it, doing bad things to them just to see bad things done? That just makes me angry, as a writer I hate that.
Also whatever this is. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/11420943/
You thought I was kidding about the sexy war grave thing, YOU THOUGHT I WAS JOKING!
The way I get off to violence is totally different from the way I get off to boobs... I hope.
Actually I think I just more dislike the whole powerlessness/violation fetish. I mean it's one thing to mess with a character to have them overcome it, doing bad things to them just to see bad things done? That just makes me angry, as a writer I hate that.
Also whatever this is. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/11420943/
You thought I was kidding about the sexy war grave thing, YOU THOUGHT I WAS JOKING!
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