Oof! These are heavy. I guess my name is Jery now...

^.^ yes, yes it is *pets*

Is this anything like the misadventures of Florida Man?

I'd like to think I have a cooler head on my shoulders, but I also live in pretty much the opposite corner of the contiguous states.

Alternative titles: "Large lady's larcenous looting of Local Squirrel's nuts" or, "Girly Goliath's grasp gives resident rodent reason to explore his feminine side."

Actual alternate title: "Friends do whatever it takes to keep friends out of cargo shorts"

I was actually wondering if you'd title it that way & was part of the reason for skirt replacement.

Oh my bad, lemme amend that quick

Pfft, well there we go... Anyway, got an idea for another one this spring.

And 'jorts'

Well, Jery's not likely to ever get to wear Jorts, probably the most substantive leg garments will be tights of some fashion.

Will he be a man? A man in tights? Tight, tights?

More like a girl working off winter torpor prep fat so she's slightly less thick by roaring her bicycle up the hill in town. But spring will still be chilly, so some nice thermal tights will be good for pedaling.

I think the height reduction is probably my favorite detail from this picture! But it's great in a lot of ways

And the starting line was only at four foot nothing, so shorty shortstack.

That's a really awesome transformation. Comes with a free change of clothes!

Well, it was partly a decision to humor Malificus's good natured objection to my fashion sense from the last pic she drew for me. Also for my portion of things, thank you.

ReJohn strikes again!

Oi

Dr. manhattan what are you doing

What are you saying Cargo shorts are an artist's best friend since you can carry all of your tools that you primarially use whenever you go somewhere and suddenly get inspired by something to make you want to draw. (I've had a pare of cargo short at one time that I was able to carry my 3DS XL and charger, a contair with all of my art tools, a sketch pad(small), pencil sharpner, and my color pencils.

But now that I'm a techy I can carry my tablet(and charger cord), a 6 foot Belkin Male to Female USB extention cord, as well as my Logitech Bluetooth Keyboard and mouse, Bluetooth ear buds(I got three sets) and some 3.5mm headphones for when my bluetooth headset's battery die, and some external power banks to charge my tablet and phone with.

Yup same reason I wear them, good purse substitute for guys. Or for gals who don't like carrying a purse. Cause backpacks scream hiking way more than cargo shorts. And I have a similar argument against jeans, since they're miner clothes, not for fancy parties!

Yep and Yeah I hate jeans too although I've wear jean over dress pants