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Two out of three ain't bad.
Seriously though, for once I didn't mean this to come off as blasphemous as it might. I certainly don't mean any offense. Except for vampires. You bitches are the sux! But I do think if I were in Jesus's sandals and I saw a cross I'd have a nervous tick.
Especially if I was in a Catholic Church where they've got the life size crucifix!
"Well... it's... it's a nice carving and everything guys... and man... I'm ripped. I wish I was in that good of shape... but still..."
Seriously though, for once I didn't mean this to come off as blasphemous as it might. I certainly don't mean any offense. Except for vampires. You bitches are the sux! But I do think if I were in Jesus's sandals and I saw a cross I'd have a nervous tick.
Especially if I was in a Catholic Church where they've got the life size crucifix!
"Well... it's... it's a nice carving and everything guys... and man... I'm ripped. I wish I was in that good of shape... but still..."
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If I was christian I would be really mad at myself for thinking furry jesus' bulge is hot. But I'm more of a follower of christ's teachings in a spiritual sense than a follower of the bible per-se, so... I see nothing wrong with it. Also... Yeah, I would be bugged by the things too if that happened to me.
I think you might be right. I don't really remember the story all that well. Only knew about it because of a FAQ for FFX talked about it, and how Kumari's spear was renamed in the US version to avoid controversy, because it was named after either the solder who did it, or the spear itself.
Buddah? He is laughing and Happy.
Pele? She is a hot chick with fire effects... still happy.
Jesus? He has nails through his wrist, thorns on his head, and his ankles? lets just say.. he is never tap dancing o ice skating any time soon.
Why did they decide to take a really positive guy... and use his worst moment?
Pele? She is a hot chick with fire effects... still happy.
Jesus? He has nails through his wrist, thorns on his head, and his ankles? lets just say.. he is never tap dancing o ice skating any time soon.
Why did they decide to take a really positive guy... and use his worst moment?
If I'm not mistaken, I think he also got stabbed in the side. oo Plus I think some early Christan cross designer wanted to take advantage of the fact Jesus went though all that for his people in an attempt to one up the other religions. Apparently Christ did not teach humility to enough of his followers.
That reminds me. I caught the end of Frank Langella's Dracula and the wolf like snarling was really cool. Although, they couldn't tell whether it was Mina or Lucy they were chasing. And when they finally dust him, they put him on a winch and raise him into the sunlight. Then he turns into a kite and floats away...Which made me think of Van Helsing's earlier observation in the film that "if we can't catch him then there is no God." And welp there there he went! He turned into a kite and flew away...hi away...bye bye...
Yeah, I knew got why Christianity used a symbol of imperialistic mass execution as their holy symbol... especially since their savior was one of the many victims of it.
Still, one thing muppets can't stand, MOTHS!
UNLEASH THE CLOTH EATERS!
*realizes most muppets are prolly maid of synthetics now*
.... RELEASE THE SOLVENTS!
Still, one thing muppets can't stand, MOTHS!
UNLEASH THE CLOTH EATERS!
*realizes most muppets are prolly maid of synthetics now*
.... RELEASE THE SOLVENTS!
See... I've been a little jaded by going to my Great-Aunt's church where they had a life size, anatomically correct, crucified Jesus... as he would have been at the end of the whole... ordeal: Whipped, stabbed, bloody, pale from blood loss, open wounds, and not wearing much. It was a little creepy mourning her passing with another body strapped to the wall with dried blood all over. Creepy enough that years later I remember that over the actual funeral.
Why thank you. I try to keep my descriptions as accurate and graphic as needed to convey the horror that is this statue.
Though, Now I want to see if I can get a Silent Hill game going where instead of raising some unholy horror from the depths of insanity... Pull one over on Christianity.
Though, Now I want to see if I can get a Silent Hill game going where instead of raising some unholy horror from the depths of insanity... Pull one over on Christianity.
I always thought that was a bit "ironic" too. The "Cross" is a holy symbol because Jesus Christ was nailed to it...it was a Roman torture device...they didn't nail him to it because it was devine or spiritual...it was designed to hurt and kill those the Empire sought to...well, hurt and kill.
Between you and me, if Jesus did come back to earth I think the Cross would be the last thing he would want to see. Probably why he's taking his time.
Between you and me, if Jesus did come back to earth I think the Cross would be the last thing he would want to see. Probably why he's taking his time.
If you're in the mood for a goofy and rather blasphemous movie, watch Ultrachrist. It's moderately less campy than the title suggests. Er, come to think, it was pretty campy — still, at least their budget included film with audio track, unlike Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.
"They chose the cross as the symbol of my faith? I hated the cross! It really sucked!"
Later in the film he runs screaming from a room when he sees a box of nails.
"They chose the cross as the symbol of my faith? I hated the cross! It really sucked!"
Later in the film he runs screaming from a room when he sees a box of nails.
Well, we know Jesus didn't climb up on the cross, so really, same's same.
And actually, it is pretty possible. Police actually go through training putting a verity of guns into their mouth and pulling the trigger, mostly so they can figure out hand positioning that one has to be in when doing something like that.
And actually, it is pretty possible. Police actually go through training putting a verity of guns into their mouth and pulling the trigger, mostly so they can figure out hand positioning that one has to be in when doing something like that.
Exactly. Hence why Jesus has allowed the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus to thrive on HIS Holidays even though they steal th spotlight. They bribe Christ in his body-weight worth of chocolate every year, with the Easter Bunny having to do twice the lord's boydweight as the rabbit's not pulling double-duty with toys as the fat man is.
Definitely something for the Lampshade Weasel to look into.
Definitely something for the Lampshade Weasel to look into.
being honest, the muppet is more shocking to me than the blasphemy on display here :)
muppets truly Satans little helpersany suggestions as how to keep rabid muppets away?
also i cannot help but note, as others have, the distinct lack of boobs in this submission >:(
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH MY MIIIINNND?!?!?!?!?
other than that, much excellence here, please, carry on ^^
muppets truly Satans little helpersany suggestions as how to keep rabid muppets away?
also i cannot help but note, as others have, the distinct lack of boobs in this submission >:(
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH MY MIIIINNND?!?!?!?!?
other than that, much excellence here, please, carry on ^^
I'm not offended. While I'm supposed to be Roman Catholic, I got fed up a while back with the sheer hypocracy of the doddering twits in the Vatican. I've never really though of Jesus having a morbid fear of crosses. What I really hated was the reading of the Passion, like a play, where the church was required to yell stuff like "Crucify him, crucify him!" That always gave me the biggest case of the creeps, because I thought it was taking remembering His death a little too far. And don't get me started about the fantical nutcases who hang nails in their Christmas tree.
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