Stage and His Peanut
Ah yes! You all remember Stage's little peanut friend right? Well look he's back! And Stage couldn't be happier!
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Well if you must know,
It was a normal afternoon in ponyville.... I had just left work after putting together the next lineup of shows for the season along with eating a few obnoxious sales ponies that keep trying to sell me things I don't need in my life. I was feeling pretty full with all those ponies sloshing around inside my stomach so I decided to head to the local bakery for coffee and a slice of carrot cake. I reached the bakery and went inside. There was a bit of a line so I sat and waited( I'm too tall to actually stand fully upright in there anyway. I actually have a membership with the cakes and so I get a free drink each time I make a purchase of ten bits or more. So I got my coffee for free and went back out with my treat to eat in the park. I passed some friends and we said hi. Everyone in town knows who I am and what I do but they aren't really scared of me. I only really eat the criminals and such anyway. So I get to the park and I see a nice shady spot under a large willow tree at the edge of the pond. I head there and sit and begin munching on my cake and drinking my coffee. One of the saleponies who wasn't digested yet started kicking around again when the hot coffee his him but I kicked my belly and he went quiet again. So after I ate I decided to go for a wal. I stretched my tired muscles and then went out strolling on the dirt path that ran around town. I was walking just minding my business when I saw something on the ground. Curious, I bent down and saw it was a tiny little peanut. I just stood for a moment wondering what this peanut could be doing there and how it came I be in such a predicament. I knew I couldn't eat it off the ground because eating things off the ground is not right. (But cannibalizing your fellow equines? Sure!) so instead I decided I would take the peanut with me and find it a new home where it could live happily and not be stepped on. So I decided the only place safe was in my own house. So we walked along and I eventually made it back to my house. Axel was working out downstairs so I decided to take the peanut to me and my wife's room. My kids were somewhere else but I figured I'd tell them all about me. Peanut when they got back. I dropped peanut off on the wardrobe and then stopped. He looked so... lonely. He's obviously been through some pretty traumatic stuff to end up on the ground in the park like he did. So I turned and asked if he was ok. He didn't answer so I figured he must have been irked. So I decided I'd leave and let him catch up on his rest.
At dinner that night my wife asked me how my day was. It was usual for me to come home with a few ponies in my gut but it never stopped me from enjoying her homemade mashed potatoes and gravy with some salad and tender roast manticore meat. I explained how I had also made a new friend that day and she asked who it was. I told her it was a little lost peanut. She smiled and asked if they could see me peanut. I had to explain tot hem that he was resting up for a new day tomorrow and maybe I'm the morning. We finished dinner and my wife and I went upstairs to go to bed. She saw me peanut, still asleep, and said he must have really been tired. We both agreed the next day we'd take mr. Peanut out shopping for a new wardrobe and a haircut so he would feel better. Then we went to bed. And after that day I knew, mr peanut and I would no doubt be friends forever. ^^
It was a normal afternoon in ponyville.... I had just left work after putting together the next lineup of shows for the season along with eating a few obnoxious sales ponies that keep trying to sell me things I don't need in my life. I was feeling pretty full with all those ponies sloshing around inside my stomach so I decided to head to the local bakery for coffee and a slice of carrot cake. I reached the bakery and went inside. There was a bit of a line so I sat and waited( I'm too tall to actually stand fully upright in there anyway. I actually have a membership with the cakes and so I get a free drink each time I make a purchase of ten bits or more. So I got my coffee for free and went back out with my treat to eat in the park. I passed some friends and we said hi. Everyone in town knows who I am and what I do but they aren't really scared of me. I only really eat the criminals and such anyway. So I get to the park and I see a nice shady spot under a large willow tree at the edge of the pond. I head there and sit and begin munching on my cake and drinking my coffee. One of the saleponies who wasn't digested yet started kicking around again when the hot coffee his him but I kicked my belly and he went quiet again. So after I ate I decided to go for a wal. I stretched my tired muscles and then went out strolling on the dirt path that ran around town. I was walking just minding my business when I saw something on the ground. Curious, I bent down and saw it was a tiny little peanut. I just stood for a moment wondering what this peanut could be doing there and how it came I be in such a predicament. I knew I couldn't eat it off the ground because eating things off the ground is not right. (But cannibalizing your fellow equines? Sure!) so instead I decided I would take the peanut with me and find it a new home where it could live happily and not be stepped on. So I decided the only place safe was in my own house. So we walked along and I eventually made it back to my house. Axel was working out downstairs so I decided to take the peanut to me and my wife's room. My kids were somewhere else but I figured I'd tell them all about me. Peanut when they got back. I dropped peanut off on the wardrobe and then stopped. He looked so... lonely. He's obviously been through some pretty traumatic stuff to end up on the ground in the park like he did. So I turned and asked if he was ok. He didn't answer so I figured he must have been irked. So I decided I'd leave and let him catch up on his rest.
At dinner that night my wife asked me how my day was. It was usual for me to come home with a few ponies in my gut but it never stopped me from enjoying her homemade mashed potatoes and gravy with some salad and tender roast manticore meat. I explained how I had also made a new friend that day and she asked who it was. I told her it was a little lost peanut. She smiled and asked if they could see me peanut. I had to explain tot hem that he was resting up for a new day tomorrow and maybe I'm the morning. We finished dinner and my wife and I went upstairs to go to bed. She saw me peanut, still asleep, and said he must have really been tired. We both agreed the next day we'd take mr. Peanut out shopping for a new wardrobe and a haircut so he would feel better. Then we went to bed. And after that day I knew, mr peanut and I would no doubt be friends forever. ^^
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