okay so. im going to copy and paste the description i had for this on my tumblr because i dont feel like typing it out again :')

So back in elementary school, since sea monkeys were so popular everyone had those little key chains and watches that you could carry your sea monkeys around in, and everyone loved them. There was some rumor that spread like wildfire from some kid saying you couldn’t put the girls and boys in the same tank (like 4th grade me could tell them apart lmao) because the girls would trap the boys and kiss them until they blew up like balloons and would pop. Obviously it isn’t true, but that thought has stuck with me for years and years and years…..