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They teach you one thing before sending you out as an agent of chaos:
Don't get caught, contained, collared, and put in an airtight room by the CDC!
GOSH. Is it really so hard? flittermouse is not pleased about this.
Then again, it kind of looks like flittermouse isn't so evil or malicious. Why would you do this? Why don't you just uncollar the collar? Nothing bad will happen... at all!
SURE!
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I've been working on CYOA work! Let's try it out here:
(A.) You approach the bat because it looks cuddly.
THE BAT JUMPS UP ON YOUR FACE AND CLAWS YOUR EYES OUT. YOU'RE COVERED IN SPORES. YOU SHRINK DOWN INTO A SKUNK. THE BAT GRABS YOUR KEY AND LOCKS YOU IN. IT TURNS OUT HE WAS EVIL AND MALICIOUS.
(B.) You watch from the window, because it looks cuddly and you know better than to touch it.
NOTHING HAPPENS. THE BAT LICKS ITSELF UNDERWING. HOW BORING. YOU WONDER IF HE IS EVIL OR MALICIOUS.
(A.) You approach the bat because it looks cuddly.
THE BAT JUMPS UP ON YOUR FACE AND CLAWS YOUR EYES OUT. YOU'RE COVERED IN SPORES. YOU SHRINK DOWN INTO A SKUNK. THE BAT GRABS YOUR KEY AND LOCKS YOU IN. IT TURNS OUT HE WAS EVIL AND MALICIOUS.
(B.) You watch from the window, because it looks cuddly and you know better than to touch it.
NOTHING HAPPENS. THE BAT LICKS ITSELF UNDERWING. HOW BORING. YOU WONDER IF HE IS EVIL OR MALICIOUS.
CANON:
God: That stupid bat is making St. Peter's sorting job too difficult. How do we send a skunk to heaven? Knock it off!
Satan: I can't :3c
God: Knock it off! Your beasts are super annoying! Don't make me step in!
Satan: Seriously, I can't, I have no idea where flittermouse came from.
NO PARENTS = RAISED WRONG
God: That stupid bat is making St. Peter's sorting job too difficult. How do we send a skunk to heaven? Knock it off!
Satan: I can't :3c
God: Knock it off! Your beasts are super annoying! Don't make me step in!
Satan: Seriously, I can't, I have no idea where flittermouse came from.
NO PARENTS = RAISED WRONG
Well, first he'd have to go doe-eyed, get one collar released;
and then he'd have to go doe-eyed, get the second collar released, all without the second person realizing something about a frantically signalling (and strangely in the containment chamber at all!) raccoon next to a pile of clothes is weird.
Basically what I'm saying is, flittermouse would have to find a way to go even more doe-eyed. Is that taking science too far?
and then he'd have to go doe-eyed, get the second collar released, all without the second person realizing something about a frantically signalling (and strangely in the containment chamber at all!) raccoon next to a pile of clothes is weird.
Basically what I'm saying is, flittermouse would have to find a way to go even more doe-eyed. Is that taking science too far?
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