TF through pouch?

TF via boomerang or digeridoo?

Kangaroo tf,
The incompitent mob henchmen were told to throw him in the lion pit at the zoo.
bound and gagged, he only could make muffled whimpers as he dreamed of his horrific demise.
As he was falling down headfirst, he closed his eyes and waited for the lion's teeth to find him. But the sharp teeth of the lion never came, nor the harsh kiss of the concrete floor.
Instead, his head slipped between what felt like a furry blanket.
It was pitch dark, so even when he opened his eyes, he couldn't see a thing.
Above, he heard a muffled "Shoot, Tony! That's the Kangaroo cage! The Tiger cage is the next one down!" "Well, I didn't know! You kept yelling 'toss him! toss him!' So I did!" "What would Big Boss say if we told him we botched the mission? We've got to finish it."
Just then, the cage door opened from the back, and the night patrol's flashlights shined in on the cage, causing Tony and his partner to hastily retreat into their car.
Luckily, the kangaroo that had the man in her pouch had hopped over to the other kangaroos in their sleeping pile. When the night guard's flashlight beam swept over the area, he only saw a pile of sleeping Kangaroos.
The man tried to yell for help, but the combination of gag and being inside a kangaroo's pouch proved too much muffling to be heard.
Soon, he heard the cage close and the jailer's footsteps draw steadily fainter.
A hot tear ran down (up) his face.
He blinked his eyes in irritation. Man, it was starting to get warmer in here...
And he was sure that he had shaved today, he shouldn't have this amount of facial hair! And it seemed to be growing all over his face...

years later: found out what to do with the kangaroo.