A commission to further expand the idea of Victor using magic to transform spiders into humanoids; can't decide if I want servants or soldiers though. For now, this general idea would explain the soldier aspect as Victor will be trying to amass an army for future story-line.
The humor will be that one of the spiders will be "underage" which makes Victor pause in disbelief while the child struggles keeping on his armor that is too large for him, smiling in a cute, innocent way.