One of the greatest causes of stress in my work is the inability to communicate with my colleagues. Most of them speak african and arabic languages I don't speak. Higher up in the hiearchy the languages start becoming more eastern european and it's not until administrative and executive levels that any command of swedish, english or german (my only three languages) can be expected. This makes it very difficult when a superviser tries to force me to do something completely against my written instructions and common sense, and we have no way to communicate.

I was toying with the idea to have the dook speak in various random ways invented by myself but I thought it was funnier if he only tried actual languages. Mind you, not all of these languages are spoken by humans, but...



PS: If anyone can pronounce "zpzkvjakchlchvahka" for me, that would be awesome.

PPS: See how many of the dook's languages you can identify!