Top Left: Having finally perfected his own custom built phone, budding science engineer and New York sewer dwelling mutant Albie decides the first thing to do with this experiemental technology is to take a selfie in front of sewage and upload it to Instagram. He has developed quite a following. People think the account is either an example of really good makeup work or CGI.

Top Middle: Of course it doesn't take long for him to include the kids, though he couldn't get all 12 of them in! Er, they aren't biologically his, if that's what you're thinking. He's 'Uncle' Albie to them, and yes, for reasons not yet uncovered, they seem to have gained abnormal intelligence as well.

Top Right: Case in point! One of the little rascals, Ripley, managed to not only nab and run away with the phone, but she also learned how to operate the camera. Or she got lucky, that's just as likely at her age.

Bottom Left: Albie couldn't really be mad at her for long, not after catching up with her and hear her say, "Look Uncle Albie! I'm gonna be a photographer!" Yeah. No. Too cute. She can borrow the phone for a while.

Bottom Middle: In fact, she can take a picture of him testing out his recently fabricated, perfectly safe, nothing to worry about, stun-blaster prototype! Ripley apparently thinks all photos are meant to be taken in selfie mode.

Bottom Right: "...I think that's enough sciencing for one day."

Far Right: After such a busy day, time for some dinner. Mmmm, questionably hygenic tacos.

Albie is mine.

Art is by  pac