"AND LO, THUS DID THE ESTEEMED CAGED DEMONWOLF FIND HIMSELF WITH ANOTHER AFTERNOON OF WRETCHED BOREDOM TO THE NINTH POWER. THE ALPHA WENCH WAS OUT DOING HER DUTY BEING THE FAVORITE 'ARYAN SHOULDER-CANDY' AS THE WITCHY WENCH WOULD DESCRIBE IT, THE NUBILE NINJA WENCH OUT LIQOURING UP HER EQUILIBRIUM WITH THE KEYTONES OF ALCOHOL AND THE P-WHIPPED PRINCELING OFF RUNNING ERRANDS FOR FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS THUS LOWERING HIS "COOL" FACTOR FURTHER IN THE EYES OF THE CAGED DEMONWOLF! BUT THAT WASN'T THE WORST PART, NO! THE DVD PLAYER HATH BROKEN DOWN ON THE BLAZING EYED DEMONWOLF, LEAVING HIM WITH NAUGHT BUT THE SOUNDS OF THE SHE-JACKAL OPRAH WINFREY AND THE SOMEWHAT MORE ENTERTAINING RICKETY CEILING FAN CREAKING!"

"UNDERSTANDABLY IT WAS THIS POINT THE OMNIPRESENT DEMONWOLF DECIDED, AS YOU JACKANAPES WOULD DESCRIBE FORNICATION, "FUCK IT". USING SAID OMNIPOTENT POWERS THE FUSION-PHALLUSED VIOLATOR OF WORLDS DECIDED TO BREAK BARRIERS ONCE MORE AND LOOK UPON THE COSMOS, ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS KNOWN AS "WHAT IF'S" AND "ELSE WORLDS" IN THE BELEAGUERED TONGUES OF THOSE STUCK FOLLOWING THE AMERICAN COMICS CODE TO SEE IF HE COULD FIND A MORE ENTERTAINING FORM OF HIS JACKANAPE OPPRESORS! UNFORTUNATELY THE IMMORTAL DEMONGOAT HAD BUT NOT IN ANY WAY HE WOULD'VE WANTED TO HAVE DISCOVERED. A DIMENSION WHERE, INSTEAD OF SLIGHTLY EVOLVING FROM THEIR APE BRETHEREN, THEY HATH FORMED FROM VARIOUS OTHER SPECIES WHAT LITTER THE PLANET EARTH'S SURFACE!"

"THE CAGED DEMONWOLF HATH FOUND... "FURRIES"!!!"

"THE ALPHA WENCH, EVER WITH HER "BOOBAGE" AND 'BA-DONKA-DONK" BOOTY IS BLONDE IN EVERYTHING BUT THE HAIR ON HER HEAD. SHE HATH EVOLVED FROM THE FASTEST VELOCITY-ATTAINING OF LAND-ANIMALS, THE CHEETAH! YET STILL IN THIS WORLD, THE DISTRESSED HEROINE IS STILL SELF-CONSCIENCE ABOUT HER WEIGHT AND APPEARANCE! WORSE, DEFYING ALL COMPREHENSIBLE LOGIC, THE NETHER REALMS OF THE ALPHA WENCH STLL REQUIRE DEFOLIATNG TO AVOID THE EFFECT OF 'LATEX-COATED STEEL WOOL'! SHE IS COVERED IN A LAYER OF FUR FOR CRYING OUT TO THE EARTHEN DIETY! WHY WOULD IT EFFECT THERE AND NO-WHERE ELSE!? THUSLY, THE CAGED DEMONWOLF IS PERPLEXED! TRULY THIS 'EMPOWERED' HAS IT WORSE THAN THE HOME-DIMENSION'S!"

"HOWEVER, NOT AS PERPLEXED AS HE IS WITH THE ALPHA WENCH, WE HAVE THE PRINCELING! FOR TRULY, HE IS NOW FITTINGLY THE "P" IN "P-WHIPPED". ALSO OF FELINE DEMEANOR, THIS 'THUGBOY' WHAT DANCES WITH LANDSCAPING IN THE ALPHA WENCH'S NETHERS IS ALSO OF A MUCH WEAKER HOUSECAT VARIETY. INDEED, THIS TRUTH ALONE WOULD HAVE MADE THE IMMORTAL DEMONGOAT URNIATE IN HIS UNDERGARMENTS WITH ROARING LAUGHTER IF HE WERE WEARING ANY UNDERGARMENTS LET ALONE OF BEING COMPRISED OF A PHYSICAL BODY. INTERESTINGLY, HIS EYES STILL HOLD SOMEWHAT OF AN ASIAN-FLAIR TO THEM..."

"BUT IT GETS MORE INTERESTING! BETTER FITTING INTO THIS WORLD, THE NINJA WENCH IS OF A SPECIES NOT FELINE IN ORIGIN. NO, SHE IS A FERRET OF ALL THINGS. LITHE, FLEXIBLE AND POSIBLY DOUBLE-JOINTED, THIS 'NINJETTE' IS POSSIBLY BETTER-SUITED TO HER SKILLS AND HERITAGE THAN THAT OF THE ONE THAT IS ON THE PRIME DIMENSIONAL PLANE! LOOK AT HER, SEE HOW SHE PERFECTLY PERFORMS "SO SUI JUTSU", THE SECRET AND ECONOMICAL ART OF CATCHING A GOOD BUZZ FROM VERY FEW DRINKS. JUST LOOK AT THE FERRETY WENCH, PLASTERED FROM ONLY ONE BOTTLE! JUST ONE MEASLY BOTTLE OF NO-NAME BRAND!"

"THE FINAL AND GREATEST SURPRISE HOWEVER, CAME WHEN THE DEMONWOLF DISCOVERED... HIS OWN ALTERNATE COUNTERPART! WHILE ASSUMING THAT THE IMMORTAL DEMONOAT WAS FREE OF THIS WRETCHED FURRINESS, THERE WAS A SHOCK THAT WOULD BE ATTAINED! THIS WORLD'S VARIATION OF YOURS TRULY WAS BUT OF MYTHICAL OR IMAGINARY ANIMAL, A CHESHIRE CAT! WHILE IT DOES EXPLAIN WHY THE LIGHTS ARE OF FRUITY PURPLE ALA THE MUSICIAN FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCELING IT DOTH NOT EXPLAIN WHY HE GETS TO NOT ONLY GET A GREAT SIDE VIEW OF THE ALPHA WENCH'S MAMMARIES BUT TO WEAR SOME CLOTHING WHILE THE TRUE ONE DOESN'T! WHY DOES HE GET A DRIVER-CAP, HUH? WAIT! DARN YOU P-WHIPPED PRINCELING, IT FELL OFF! PUT IT BACK ONTO YOUR BETTER!"

"WAIT? THAT SOUND... HUZZAH! THE ALPHA WENCH HAS RETURNED! ALPHA WENCH!! GET ME A NEW DVD PLAYER! OR AT LEAST CHANGE THE DIETY-DAMNATIONED CHANNEL! THE CAGED DEMONWOLF WISHES NOT TO WITNESS A BIG O UNLESS IT IS THE RESULT OF YOU AND YOU PRINCELING FORNICATING LIKE CATS IN HEAT!"


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