"My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!" "...in a row?"

The RP/world Zyyr is from doesn't have anything like Clerks, but Zyyr would absolutely wear this shirt if it did.

I really need to figure out a non-Sonic style for my echidna characters because it feels super awkward making Zyyr so slutty when he still looks like a Sonic character :| wasn't such an issue when I was thirteen but I am very not thirteen anymore.

Look! A miracle! Cassi uploaded something not DMFA-related to FurAffinity!

While it's not where he originated, Zyyr is a main character in my RPs with my husband, lifelessbody. It's how we started talking often enough to get to know each other!