Another care bear custom. This one was done purely for the lol factor of carebearizing a friggin' shark. Unfortunately she also killed my marker in the process.
Great Heart Shark (whose name is a pun on Great White Shark) believes that there is greatness in everybody, and encourages others to stick to their goals and dreams, even when they're discouraged. After all, no one's born being great at something! Her symbol is a heart-shaped oyster opening to show a pearl inside.
As to why a shark has 1) a nose, and 2) legs, pick the best answer:
a) She's a LAND SHARK. hurr duh durrrh
b) The forest of feelings has nuclear waste in its oceans
c) Care Bears don't have to explain anything to YOU.
Category All / All
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 600 x 573px
File Size 77.2 kB
Dear Great Heart Shark.
I want to molest your little bear buddies and cousins in the most horrible way possible. I'm talking brutal monster f*ck. This is both a dream, AND a goal. Lots of people have been discouraging me. Specifically the police and the hospital I managed to ...be released from. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Please send me directions to your home, knowing that you'd be willing AND first would greatly help my confidence and morale in this matter.
Yours Truly- Yiffyheart Fox.
P.S. (I get all murrypurry looking at swiftheart rabbit. Is it a boy or a girl. I'm only curious, trust me, It doesn't matter one way or the other. ;) )
I want to molest your little bear buddies and cousins in the most horrible way possible. I'm talking brutal monster f*ck. This is both a dream, AND a goal. Lots of people have been discouraging me. Specifically the police and the hospital I managed to ...be released from. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Please send me directions to your home, knowing that you'd be willing AND first would greatly help my confidence and morale in this matter.
Yours Truly- Yiffyheart Fox.
P.S. (I get all murrypurry looking at swiftheart rabbit. Is it a boy or a girl. I'm only curious, trust me, It doesn't matter one way or the other. ;) )
A lotta people don't know, but the pectoral fins and pelvic fins are evolutionarily and embryonically analogous to the human arms and legs respectively. so wins for you! besides, if it's toony, it never has to make sense, so... #3!
awesome concept though, turning a voracious predator into a cute and cuddly, kind hearted thingie
awesome concept though, turning a voracious predator into a cute and cuddly, kind hearted thingie
*knock-knock*
"Who is it?"
"Plumber."
"I didn't call for a plumber."
"... telegram."
"Oh, okay."
http://www.spike.com/video/land-shark/2802070
"Who is it?"
"Plumber."
"I didn't call for a plumber."
"... telegram."
"Oh, okay."
http://www.spike.com/video/land-shark/2802070
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