Cuba's first G-52. He had actually vowed to become the president of Cuba before Dr. Cipirano Santos (Cecil to some) was voted in, but says Cecil was voted in against his will because everybody was so sick of the Castro family. He thinks Cuba deserves so much better and due to its geographic location and being in the tourist hotspot known as the Caribbean Sea, his ultimate plan is to turn Cuba into the world's largest casino resort to provide revenue for local businesses and the government. Even though his ideas may put him at odds with Super C, he believes that his country deserves so much better as well as more freedom. Despite being called Cuba's furry equivalent to Donald Trump, he is not as narcissistic as he is.
Meet Tycoon Tiger; it may seem like he's all about the money but he's also about taking down rich criminals. And being born in Canada, naturally speaking, he was infuriated at Trudeau's eulogy for Fidel Castro.
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Chuong
Cipriano/Cecil (C)
Chuong alone
Super C (C) me and me alone
Meet Tycoon Tiger; it may seem like he's all about the money but he's also about taking down rich criminals. And being born in Canada, naturally speaking, he was infuriated at Trudeau's eulogy for Fidel Castro.
Character joint-owned by me and
ChuongCipriano/Cecil (C)
Chuong aloneSuper C (C) me and me alone
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Cipriano/Cecil: *In Spanish* Looks like a superhero wants to take my place as the Cuban president after I clean up our government and repeal many things the Castros left behind. I'll be resigning my presidency once I put in the presidential term limits and I think every five years starting in 2020 is a good idea with a maximum term limit of two. I hope to resign by the end of this year once I clean up the mess and hope Tycoon Tiger can take my place.
Zax: It's a Cuban nationalist from Canada! I'm sorry you had to deal with the Canadian clown known as Trudeau. A part-time drama teacher leading a country is not going to work well in diplomatic talks with Jones since he's a full time general and leader.
Kirk: That's why I'm backing O'Leary to take his place in 2019!
Richard: Tycoon Tiger is a good leader for Cuba. I hope he wins this year's election for Cuba.
Zax: It's a Cuban nationalist from Canada! I'm sorry you had to deal with the Canadian clown known as Trudeau. A part-time drama teacher leading a country is not going to work well in diplomatic talks with Jones since he's a full time general and leader.
Kirk: That's why I'm backing O'Leary to take his place in 2019!
Richard: Tycoon Tiger is a good leader for Cuba. I hope he wins this year's election for Cuba.
Tycoon Tiger: Cuba is ripe for tourism but it can always be better. We live in a world among sinners and bored rich people. I've been to Las Vegas before. I want Cuba to technically be the world's best resort as well as the world's busiest shopping zone. We want better casino resorts, malls, and of course local businesses and manufacturers. I don't like gambling, but at the same time, Cuba has great potential to take advantage of it. Not to mention, we can hire more police while mandating Cuban citizens to keep at least a handgun with them so criminals will think twice before committing a crime. Then there's lots of untapped oil around us and thanks to people like T2, we can do offshore drilling without hurting the environment. People still drill for oil to build up their national reserves and prevent natural oil seeps from going into places where oil shouldn't go. I'm a smart tiger and when I become president of Cuba, I will make my country richer than the United Arab Emirates by 2020. Don't believe me? I'll make it happen and wow the world. Cuba is going to look like a capitalist paradise that even celebrities from the United Arab Emirates will want to come on over and shoot their films in my country.
Tycoon Tiger: I personally think their Palm Islands project is a waste of resources and looks very unnecessary. I think there's a far better way to show off their national wealth than this. Because if the UAE was that rich, where is their space program? Where are the asteroid mining drones? Where are they? If I'm going to build an island, it's going to be of course small but it will be dedicated to Cuba's first space program. Why just show off wealth when you can invest more into it? This is what capitalism is all about! You're doing this for your own country! This is what brings people out of poverty and increase standards of living.
Astro Hawk: UAE is a constitutional monarchy and our country is ruled by their royal family. So naturally speaking, they do this to not just show off their wealth but get more businesses from overseas to invest in us. As for the space programs, we'd rather let private businesses do this than have a government space program like they do in the US and UK. So we have our own ways and so do the other countries.
Astro Hawk: UAE is a constitutional monarchy and our country is ruled by their royal family. So naturally speaking, they do this to not just show off their wealth but get more businesses from overseas to invest in us. As for the space programs, we'd rather let private businesses do this than have a government space program like they do in the US and UK. So we have our own ways and so do the other countries.
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